Lady Reiha
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I'm from Edmonton as well : )
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I'm from Edmonton as well : )
Lady Reiha
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*stomps in shaking off the snow*
Fucking enough of winter already !!!!!
gawd.. isn't there somewhere that WANTS this crap????
19 CM last night, more coming every day till sunday for cripes sake !!!
Hi all
Aww Stegral!
*gives you a nice, warm cup of Cocoa*
I had to deal with it when I was in Ontario last week. Edmoton's beautiful since I've gotten back
Stegral
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Aww Stegral!
*gives you a nice, warm cup of Cocoa*
I had to deal with it when I was in Ontario last week. Edmoton's beautiful since I've gotten back
A friend of mine is in from BC... he was shocked we were still getting snow.
(seems to have forgotten alot in the 2 years out there)
he told me they are lucky f they see snow 4 days a year...
last week he was out on the water fishing IN SHORTS!!!!!
*had to supress urge to hoof him in the nads*
we had a wonderful dinner & evening once the weather left the conversation
*sips cocoa adds marsmellows*
Thanks LR
Lady Reiha
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Lucky friend!A friend of mine is in from BC... he was shocked we were still getting snow.
(seems to have forgotten alot in the 2 years out there)
he told me they are lucky f they see snow 4 days a year...
last week he was out on the water fishing IN SHORTS!!!!!
*had to supress urge to hoof him in the nads*
we had a wonderful dinner & evening once the weather left the conversation
*sips cocoa adds marsmellows*
Thanks LR
It's not quite warm here for shorts- but close!
But still- lucky bastard *envious*
At least you had a awesome dinner and evening- that makes me happy : )
and not a problem, Stegral- anytime
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Yes, I had noticed you long ago. I was just being polite and waiting for you to respond. I didn't want the guys to think I was only interested in the women.
By the way, is anyone else having problems with Lit signing you out? Everytime I want to look at a picture or respond to a thread, it tells me I'm not signed in. Very frustrating.
smoothdevil
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for the Canucks
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.
Since Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter
Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are
asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted
on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a
joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them
in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?
Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big
country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Calgary. Come naked.
Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll
send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.
Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,
straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I
sell it in Canada?(USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population
is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a
kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone
walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine
before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.
Since Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter
Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are
asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted
on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a
joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them
in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?
Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big
country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Calgary. Come naked.
Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll
send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.
Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,
straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I
sell it in Canada?(USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population
is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a
kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone
walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine
before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
smoothdevil
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greeting from Ottawa ........
for the ladies
for the ladies
Lady Reiha
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Yes, I had noticed you long ago. I was just being polite and waiting for you to respond. I didn't want the guys to think I was only interested in the women.
By the way, is anyone else having problems with Lit signing you out? Everytime I want to look at a picture or respond to a thread, it tells me I'm not signed in. Very frustrating.
Sorry! I must of past your post. My apologies for being rude -_-"
The signing in thing happens, it's mostly the whole upgrade thing : )
Paradox
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And, now it is my turn to apologize for being slow to respond. Here we are neighbors and we never even talk.
Where in Edmonton? I'm right downtown near the Shaw Center.
smoothdevil
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GM all .... greetings from chilly Ottawa
for the ladies
for the ladies
Lady Reiha
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Yes, I had noticed you long ago. I was just being polite and waiting for you to respond. I didn't want the guys to think I was only interested in the women.
By the way, is anyone else having problems with Lit signing you out? Everytime I want to look at a picture or respond to a thread, it tells me I'm not signed in. Very frustrating.
Oh sorry! *Can be air-headed*
My apologies -_-"
Ah-ha! Here I go with the air-headiness ^-^" Guess I did apologize a while back @_@
I live by Westmount off St. Albert Trail.
However; I work on 109 street. ^^
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Lady Reiha
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GM all .... greetings from chilly Ottawa
for the ladies
*munches on her chocolate hearts, candy kisses and rose petals*
Thank-cha Mr. Devilsan! ^^
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MollyDolly
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D, I didn't know you are east of T.O.- I just moved to the Niagara region from the GTA last fall!
smoothdevil
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greetings from soggy Ottawa ......
for the ladies ....
for the ladies ....
smoothdevil
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greeting from Ottawa .......
for the ladies .....
Happy Canada Day to all
for the ladies .....
Happy Canada Day to all
Really??? Well I try not to advertise where we really are located. So you are closer than I thought.
Ever come back tot he GTA area?
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hello from another west end edmonton couple.
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Lady Reiha
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Greetings...do we have enough yet for a Lit-together?
I'd be up for a Lit-To-Gether ^________^
Lady Reiha
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Oh and Happy Canada day to all.
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