Meekly_Anna
Combat Pixie
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If the Founding Fathers of the USA had somehow managed to get a jolly good look at Donald Trump through some sort of historical crystal ball, they probably would have chucked their whole little 'democracy experiment' in the bin. They'd have popped a friendly letter over to King George, asking ever so politely if he wouldn't mind having them back in the British Empire.
One can imagine them sighing, taking a long, hard look at the whole shebang, and concluding, "Right, chaps, turns out our countrymen are simply not up to the whole governing themselves business."
Alas, they failed to foresee the fellow. And what a shame that is! Otherwise, today the citizens of the United States would have proper, free healthcare, there would be practically zero deaths by those ghastly firearms, and all the states would have terribly amusing names. I'm thinking perhaps the Duchy of West Virginia or the Crown Dependency of Washington. A much tidier affair, really.
One can imagine them sighing, taking a long, hard look at the whole shebang, and concluding, "Right, chaps, turns out our countrymen are simply not up to the whole governing themselves business."
Alas, they failed to foresee the fellow. And what a shame that is! Otherwise, today the citizens of the United States would have proper, free healthcare, there would be practically zero deaths by those ghastly firearms, and all the states would have terribly amusing names. I'm thinking perhaps the Duchy of West Virginia or the Crown Dependency of Washington. A much tidier affair, really.

