Cancer Talk
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kendra1980
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I am so sorry to read this Kylan. I'm around if you ever need anyone to talk to about it. Let's chat
Sending you a big kiss and a slight pinch on the ass too...just because that's the way I roll.
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PutMeInCoach12
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(((Hugs)))
lexieredefined
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A really big hug for you.
littlelovedove
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{{{{{hugs}}}} and prayers for you sweetie.
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You read so many emotional posts on lit - for good or ill - but none are as touching as this.
I don't know you fella, but very best wishes - we're all with ya
I don't know you fella, but very best wishes - we're all with ya
All of us are here for you, Kylan.
I hope everything gets better really soon. And I'm here if you'd like to chat. 
littlelovedove
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Thanks you kindly, ladies -
*please pay attention to aforementioned warning of thorns*
Not a problem. We LIT ladies are tough and caring.
lexieredefined
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Thanks you kindly, ladies -
*please pay attention to aforementioned warning of thorns*
Thorns? Bah. In fact, have another hug. ((hug))
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Thanks, 9+3 -
You might want to watch my prickles though.
I'm not scared of a few thorns.
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I know we've never "met", but I'm sorry to hear about your diagnosis....as for a giggle, I'll give it a go:
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."
lexieredefined
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Hugs
So what you two wonderful ladies are saying is you don't mind a guy being a prick?
Damn - it's struck me that this attention seeking thread is really rather attention seeking.
Anyone out there care to post something that'll give me a giggle?
Sometimes there is nothing wrong with needing a little attention.
I don't have anything funny at the moment however. Although Molly's 'Don't go bacon my heart' post keeps cracking me up.
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kendra1980
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Thank you kindly, kendra
Due to a virus of the technological kind, I find myself cruising the Internet Highway on a BlackBerry Cell. Little keys are driving me silly.
Pinchin' the ass of a grizzly bear prodding the palm of his hand might not be the way to roll.
You know me better than that handsome. I'm here and kinda like prickly men...
I still look at the picture of your home town and think of you.
lovemonster
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Well holy fuck, that's pretty crap news!
You know where I am if you want to talk
If you want a cup of tea, you'll have to get your own though
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Just showed up and read this.. really sorry to hear this Kylan. Best thoughts and wishes for you.
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Hi Kylan. Sorry to hear about your news.
I've suffered a couple of bouts with an indolent form of cancer myself. Had a round of radiation which wasn't pleasant. So the best thing I can say to do, and I know it may seem impossible, is to keep balanced, don't let the disease become your whole focus in life. Try to keep up with normal activities, find some new things that make you laugh a lot. Laughter and the support of others with similar issues helps a lot. Good luck!
I've suffered a couple of bouts with an indolent form of cancer myself. Had a round of radiation which wasn't pleasant. So the best thing I can say to do, and I know it may seem impossible, is to keep balanced, don't let the disease become your whole focus in life. Try to keep up with normal activities, find some new things that make you laugh a lot. Laughter and the support of others with similar issues helps a lot. Good luck!
