Can't Possibly Take This Seriously

Chele,

For the life of me I couldn't decide whether it was a joke or not.

This person probably has too much time on their hands...

Chicklet
 
Maybe I deserve that "virgin" description..?

In a previous post, Chicklet wrote this about one of her stories:

"It was my first go at incest..."

Ehm...... It's not mandatory, I hope..?;)
 
Virgin = )

Nothing on Lit is mandatory, at least that I've found. But for some reason I let Pretty Lil Stranger convince me to join the "survivor contest." In this contest, I have to write a story for every category, so I had to write an incest. Other categories I'm frightened of include Mature and Gay Male, since I have no interest in either of those.

Wish me luck!!

Chicklet
 
Re: Virgin = )

Chicklet said:
Nothing on Lit is mandatory, at least that I've found. But for some reason I let Pretty Lil Stranger convince me to join the "survivor contest." In this contest, I have to write a story for every category, so I had to write an incest. Other categories I'm frightened of include Mature and Gay Male, since I have no interest in either of those.

Wish me luck!!

Chicklet

re gay male- take a lesbian fantasy and change the names and plumbing- in fact, make one a plumber, the other a stay at home dad, who is bi curious, notices Ned the plumber's fine ass....Ned admires his stiff hose etc....( see, gay male does nada for me and I can plot it)

re mature - never had a teacher fantasy ever? I find that hard to believe- if not, how about just being wildly silly- a mature nun on a bus decides to shock a profane young man by flashing what's underneath her habit- that night, she finds god in an all new way, so the next morning, she gets off at the boy's stop....

oer imagine you and the squirrel at 60- imagine you are doing a fave pastime - then if its sex, two young people come to watch, you teach them. If its hiking, you see the youngsters, get excited , etc....
 
Re: Sirhugs,

Chicklet said:
I don't want to write complete shit = )

nothing you wrote could be complete shit. look how you took skinnydipping and made it charming and fun. I laffed my ass off.

I notice you didn't answer my question about teacher fantasies...
 
As for mature and gay male sex stories

I don't think I'd have a problem writing about gay males... if gay males would LIKE the story in question is a different matter!
I'm working on a story now called "In the middle" about a bicurious guy... I hope people will like it once it's done. It's gonna be a part of my "12 Hearts"-serie.
12x:heart:

I've never had an interest in mature sex either, but Chicklet, couldn't you just write an ordinary story and then rewrite it changing the people's ages? (And haircolors...);)
 
Mature

I never really mention ages or hair colors as much as some people do...But I'm just not sure. I'll probably end up writing it, and someone or other will probably end up reading it = ) I just need to think of a story line.

Teacher fantasies? I have not. I wrote Private Lessons for my boyfriend, not myself.

Chicklet
 
mature story line

Soccer dad's kids go off with team for ice cream
he starts to drive home alone in his van
it starts pouring rain
he sees the prety lil 18 yr old ref getting soaked- she asks for a ride- is all wet- he offers her a spare sweatshirt in the back of the van- can't help but notice her erect nipples- makes joking comment- she says she thinks she's ugly cause the boys say she's a tomboy- he says she's sexy- she kisses him- you write the sex
 
alternate story line

if the soccer ref doesn't work, go with the tried and true teacher story. The plot os classic, the art is in making it fun- what you do so much better than we mere mortals:

18 yr old student is a baaaad girl- called to principal's office- he sees she has no bra on- she undoes another button- shes him get hard- offers favours if he doesn't kick her out of school- ya, I know, snore, but not if yo write the crap out of it- and at the end, she's an undercover cop who arrests him for breach of trust.
 
Mature

Mature means something along the lines of over fifty or so. That's the problem. Are you talking about an 18 yr old girl with a 60 yr old man?

I think I found myself a mature story idea anyway, so I'll let you know when it's up.

Chicklet
 
Re: *chuckles*

Svenskaflicka said:
Chicklet, is that your non-offending way of telling us that our ideas suck?:)

uhm....<shifty eyed>....maybe...

= ) just kidding, you guys are a lot of help <hugs>

Chicklet
 
of course most of my sugestions suck
unless of course, they simply fuck
the whole point of the off the wall
is for Chicklet to say " Is that all?
I can do better"
letter by letter
 
Farting and Urination

Hi,

I am not one of these people but yes I have heard of plenty of people who get off on bizarre shit like farting, and eating/drinking bodily fluids. Personally I think the idea is gross but I havent tried it, can't know something till you have.



:kiss: Champagne:devil:



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Re: A Taboo Trek

Hi,

I just read "A Taboo Trek" it was the first piece of yours that I have read and if that was your first attempt at incest it was great keep it up. I am only getting back into writing again but I would love to be able to write as well as you do.

Well done.

:kiss: Champagne


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