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KUJACK

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There are three kinds of food, protein, fat, carbs.Only one you Can live without.Carbs! Let the ridicule begin.
 
I don't have the energy to belittle carbohydrates today. Maybe tomorrow.
 
Maybe next week.

Lets kneel at the feet and worship Our Lady of Hot Buttered Toast.

Hot buttered toast is a gift from the gods, no doubt.

This morning I toasted shredded wheat in a pan with some butter and then scrambled eggs into it. Every piece of egg had the perfect amount of crunchy "toast." 'Twas delicious.
 
Gluconeogenesis.

All mammals have this, It allows the body to turn fat into carbs. Some indiginous peoples still eat no carbs. The inuit indian( eskimos) have a diet of 80 %Fat( blubber) and 20% protein(fish). They have very little metabolic syndrome, unlike most of the world
 
Hot buttered toast is a gift from the gods, no doubt.

This morning I toasted shredded wheat in a pan with some butter and then scrambled eggs into it. Every piece of egg had the perfect amount of crunchy "toast." 'Twas delicious.

Ooh that sounds lovely! I shall have a bash at that.
 
There are three kinds of food, protein, fat, carbs.Only one you Can live without.Carbs! Let the ridicule begin.

Where would the body get the fuel that it needs to break-down fats and protein? You do realize that the hunter-gatherers ate wild fruits which had carbohydrates
 
fiber is a carb. fiber helps make poop happen. i like pooping as opposed to not pooping, being constipated and having colon cancer because your colon isn't made to store shit just process it and push it along. so, you know, fuck you.
 
All mammals have this, It allows the body to turn fat into carbs. Some indiginous peoples still eat no carbs. The inuit indian( eskimos) have a diet of 80 %Fat( blubber) and 20% protein(fish). They have very little metabolic syndrome, unlike most of the world

Which took millennia to evolve.

Anglos don't have it.
 
fiber is a carb. fiber helps make poop happen. i like pooping as opposed to not pooping, being constipated and having colon cancer because your colon isn't made to store shit just process it and push it along. so, you know, fuck you.

And.......ass cancer.

Oh, GB, you may disappoint sometimes, but you always come through when it counts.
 
fiber is a carb. fiber helps make poop happen. i like pooping as opposed to not pooping, being constipated and having colon cancer because your colon isn't made to store shit just process it and push it along. so, you know, fuck you.

What a crappy post!!
 
And.......ass cancer.

Oh, GB, you may disappoint sometimes, but you always come through when it counts.

also, jerk off more. your prostate doesn't stop making the boy butter, so you gotta get rid of that excess unless you wanna die from being a fucking prude.

always remember that your body hates you and wants you to die.
 
Just the other day, I was saying, "What the GB really needs is another one note obsessed asshole."

I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.
 
All mammals have this, It allows the body to turn fat into carbs. Some indiginous peoples still eat no carbs. The inuit indian( eskimos) have a diet of 80 %Fat( blubber) and 20% protein(fish). They have very little metabolic syndrome, unlike most of the world



But, have you ever met an eskimo you want to fuck?
 
Just the other day, I was saying, "What the GB really needs is another one note obsessed asshole."

I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.

But this one has his own sector.
He doesnt mingle in politics or misogyny.
 
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