StarXChyld
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OCC: This will be a closed thread written by Ariosto and myself. Of course you are all cordially invited to read along and PM us with any comments or suggestions.
IC: It wasn’t as if I signed on looking for a guy. Quite the opposite. Jerry, my husband of almost 20 years, had finally convinced me that we should try "expanding our horizons" sexually. We’d spent several months discussing it and while the idea of inviting someone into our bed was very intriguing to me, I didn’t know how I’d actually feel about being with another woman. Or watching my husband make love to another woman!
I’d done my homework on the internet and found the best site for couples in Chicago to get together. Yes, that’s right, a swinger’s site. The title just didn’t seem to fit Jerry and I, but I had been told that this was the place to find single woman interested in hooking up with a couple. I paid the 3-month subscription charge and logged in. Instead of being taken directly to a chat room or even given the opportunity to cruise through the ads, I was directed to a 27 item questionnaire. I filled in the answers as honestly as I could without revealing too much about who we really were. There was a place where you could add a picture to your profile but I declined that for the moment. Forty-five minutes later, I was ready to start browsing the ads.
I selected "COUPLE looking for BI-FEMALE". I choose the age range between "21-40". I hit the "ENTER" button. A full page of ads came up, some with pictures, some without. Of course, I went to the ones with pictures first. By the end of the first day, I had selected a bevy of beauties that I could envision spending time with. I had sent the same message to each which read:
Attractive, intelligent, successful couple seeking princess to pamper and spoil. He’s 42, tall, dark and extremely handsome. She’s a young 40 with blonde hair, blue eyes and a killer body. We desire discretion, honesty and a sense of adventure. We both smoke and drink but refrain from drugs. We’re disease-free and insist upon the same. Pictures available upon request. Can we wine you and dine you and have you for dessert?
A week went by with hardly a nibble. Finally, one of the other couples on the site emailed to say we’d get a far better response rate if we added our picture. By this time, Jerry was getting anxious and I was feeling lulled into a sense of security within the site. I added a nice shot of us from our recent vacation to Maui, Jerry looking tan and fit and me in a turquoise bikini that showed the bronze curves I worked hard to maintain. Suddenly, our mailbox was filled with offers. Unfortunately, they were mainly from other swinging couples interested in a foursome. Jerry was not interested in that at all! I declined as gracefully as I could.
Then one day while I was looking at the single female ads, I stumbled upon one that I didn’t remember seeing before. Her name was ANGIELOVES2. Her picture was stunning. Her profile sounded intelligent and witty and she was 28 years old, never married and just "looking for new experiences".
I wrote her immediately. She responded almost as quickly. . .
LOL! This is very strange. My friend was just talking about you and wondering if he should sent you a PM. He told me you were only looking for a girl but he wondered if you might consider a guy. He thinks you’re very hot. And I can vouch for how cute he is. What do you think?
I read her response dejectedly. She was obviously not interested in us. Trying to be nice, I wrote back:
I guess you’re not interested, so sure! I’ll take a look at your friend.
She responded: Sorry, I don’t date anyone over 40. It just doesn’t work for me. But my friend likes older women and he’s really excited about talking to you. His screen name is HANDSOMEGUY42, why not take a look?
I pulled up the profile on HANDSOMEGUY42 reluctantly. This was a waste of time. Jerry would never allow another man in our bed and I wasn’t interested in having an affair. Nevertheless, I wanted to see the guy that thought I was "hot".
His picture popped up on my monitor in my office and I felt a bolt of electricity race through me. No way. There was no way the man in the picture could be the same guy that was interested in me. He looked about 32, with dark, neatly trimmed hair, his eyes sparkled mischievously from his boyish good looks. He was dressed in a suit and tie that fit his broad shoulders and narrow waist impeccably.
I stood and walked over to my office door, shutting it quietly and returning to the keyboard. Taking a deep breath, I opened a new PM box and typed in his name. In the subject line I wrote:
Hi Handsome.. . .
A mutual friend of ours seems to think that you were interested in chatting with me. I’m sure she must be mistaken. You’re absolutely gorgeous! Unfortunately, I must be honest with you. . .my husband and I are seeking a single female. Sorry to disappoint.
I hit the "SEND" button and waited.
IC: It wasn’t as if I signed on looking for a guy. Quite the opposite. Jerry, my husband of almost 20 years, had finally convinced me that we should try "expanding our horizons" sexually. We’d spent several months discussing it and while the idea of inviting someone into our bed was very intriguing to me, I didn’t know how I’d actually feel about being with another woman. Or watching my husband make love to another woman!
I’d done my homework on the internet and found the best site for couples in Chicago to get together. Yes, that’s right, a swinger’s site. The title just didn’t seem to fit Jerry and I, but I had been told that this was the place to find single woman interested in hooking up with a couple. I paid the 3-month subscription charge and logged in. Instead of being taken directly to a chat room or even given the opportunity to cruise through the ads, I was directed to a 27 item questionnaire. I filled in the answers as honestly as I could without revealing too much about who we really were. There was a place where you could add a picture to your profile but I declined that for the moment. Forty-five minutes later, I was ready to start browsing the ads.
I selected "COUPLE looking for BI-FEMALE". I choose the age range between "21-40". I hit the "ENTER" button. A full page of ads came up, some with pictures, some without. Of course, I went to the ones with pictures first. By the end of the first day, I had selected a bevy of beauties that I could envision spending time with. I had sent the same message to each which read:
Attractive, intelligent, successful couple seeking princess to pamper and spoil. He’s 42, tall, dark and extremely handsome. She’s a young 40 with blonde hair, blue eyes and a killer body. We desire discretion, honesty and a sense of adventure. We both smoke and drink but refrain from drugs. We’re disease-free and insist upon the same. Pictures available upon request. Can we wine you and dine you and have you for dessert?
A week went by with hardly a nibble. Finally, one of the other couples on the site emailed to say we’d get a far better response rate if we added our picture. By this time, Jerry was getting anxious and I was feeling lulled into a sense of security within the site. I added a nice shot of us from our recent vacation to Maui, Jerry looking tan and fit and me in a turquoise bikini that showed the bronze curves I worked hard to maintain. Suddenly, our mailbox was filled with offers. Unfortunately, they were mainly from other swinging couples interested in a foursome. Jerry was not interested in that at all! I declined as gracefully as I could.
Then one day while I was looking at the single female ads, I stumbled upon one that I didn’t remember seeing before. Her name was ANGIELOVES2. Her picture was stunning. Her profile sounded intelligent and witty and she was 28 years old, never married and just "looking for new experiences".
I wrote her immediately. She responded almost as quickly. . .
LOL! This is very strange. My friend was just talking about you and wondering if he should sent you a PM. He told me you were only looking for a girl but he wondered if you might consider a guy. He thinks you’re very hot. And I can vouch for how cute he is. What do you think?
I read her response dejectedly. She was obviously not interested in us. Trying to be nice, I wrote back:
I guess you’re not interested, so sure! I’ll take a look at your friend.
She responded: Sorry, I don’t date anyone over 40. It just doesn’t work for me. But my friend likes older women and he’s really excited about talking to you. His screen name is HANDSOMEGUY42, why not take a look?
I pulled up the profile on HANDSOMEGUY42 reluctantly. This was a waste of time. Jerry would never allow another man in our bed and I wasn’t interested in having an affair. Nevertheless, I wanted to see the guy that thought I was "hot".
His picture popped up on my monitor in my office and I felt a bolt of electricity race through me. No way. There was no way the man in the picture could be the same guy that was interested in me. He looked about 32, with dark, neatly trimmed hair, his eyes sparkled mischievously from his boyish good looks. He was dressed in a suit and tie that fit his broad shoulders and narrow waist impeccably.
I stood and walked over to my office door, shutting it quietly and returning to the keyboard. Taking a deep breath, I opened a new PM box and typed in his name. In the subject line I wrote:
Hi Handsome.. . .
A mutual friend of ours seems to think that you were interested in chatting with me. I’m sure she must be mistaken. You’re absolutely gorgeous! Unfortunately, I must be honest with you. . .my husband and I are seeking a single female. Sorry to disappoint.
I hit the "SEND" button and waited.