Catholic Girls

[Madame Pandora]

"Catholic girls is scary."

-- Bruce Willis, Hudson Hawk

MP

 

[alexander tzara]

Re: Hey Babe Wanta floss my teeth?

In the best catholic tradition you big strapping protestant!

Go on with ye!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I protest I protest

Hell I'm an anglican but I can change...

Please just let me try...

 

[alexander tzara]

"Methinks the Chefie protesteth too much"

 

[Deborah]

Chefie certainly does protesteth too much, Alexander. And he keeps screaming, "Use more lube!"

I used to be a Catholic girl until I got an "F" from a fag priest in a theology course at a university founded by Jesuits. That's when I decided to give up the rosary beads for ben wa balls and anal beads.

 

[alexander tzara]

Is that when you found Jesus (trademark), Debz?

 

[Earthmuffin]

*seriously reconsidering public education for the munchykins*

I watched Kentucky Fried Movie on video 3 inches from the television, sitting paranoid I'd get caught by my mom...it was THE naughtiest thing I'd ever seen.

Isn't Lent EVER going to end? *sigh*

 

[Gingersnap]

Hey Earthmuffin what did you give up for lent?

Oh my Debbie that was you in the May procession in that pink organdy formal. Chef you did look so very fetching as her escort in baby blue tux.... Roger you demented Scottie I'll be over tonite with my kneesocks and beanie on ....and thats all!!
Debbie and Chef I have one word for ya both. CONFESSION is at six!!!!!!!!!!! And btw Cheffie that's not a sitz bath it's a font. Although hanging out with Debbie and her anal avenger will make ya long for one/.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Chefie certainly does protesteth too much, Alexander. And he keeps screaming, "Use more lube!"

I used to be a Catholic girl until I got an "F" from a fag priest in a theology course at a university founded by Jesuits. That's when I decided to give up the rosary beads for ben wa balls and anal beads.

I'm glad you did give it up for ben wa balls and anal beads my dear...

Ginger I know what a font is and I will font up at sex I mean six just for you.