Challenge: The Perfect Ten (v2.0)

broken crockery,
..........littered smooth as pebbles
....................on a carpet beach
 
Being-in-the-world
..........has only one referent,
...though meanings, legion.

this
only
served
to
bring
to
mind


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.​

Here, you can hear it.
 
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this
only
served
to
bring
to
mind


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.​

Here, you can hear it.
Surely this is more than ten words?



Though also readworthy, and intelligent, though a bit aggressive about things. I mean, did you flunk PHIL 101, or something? Or pass it straight A?

You Canuckians always confuse me, despite your uncountrified attractiveness.

Gosh darn it. ;)
 
Surely this is more than ten words?



Though also readworthy, and intelligent, though a bit aggressive about things. I mean, did you flunk PHIL 101, or something? Or pass it straight A?

You Canuckians always confuse me, despite your uncountrified attractiveness.

Gosh darn it. ;)

Blame Monty Python.

:p
 
Walk into fate.

.......A shopkeeper, fretting
...on next year's line.



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(JUDO good to see you. UYS that poem was really good.)

candies jangle banjo
ribs xylophone graveyard
tom waits on halloween
 
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