Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

I recently saw on one of the social media platforms whereby a mother posted a video of her two cute daughters aged 5 and 7.

1. You’re terrible at retelling a joke.
2. You sure went a long way to say you dislike Taylor Swift.
3. Lemme show you how to do it better.

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What’s a Nazi, Fascist, racist, homophobe, sexist, bigot, and hater?

Anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
 
I'm trying to imagine where these 'jokes' would raise a laugh, but I've never been to a Mar y Lago event so I'm struggling.

They read as if pasted from some web site that robo-creates themed 'funnies' for people who don't have the inspiration to think of their own material.
 
I'm trying to imagine where these 'jokes' would raise a laugh, but I've never been to a Mar y Lago event so I'm struggling.

They read as if pasted from some web site that robo-creates themed 'funnies' for people who don't have the inspiration to think of their own material.
Kinda like the jokes of all those fired late night political hack talk show hosts. :)
 
Here's your chance to show you have a sense of humor that can at least keep up with the rest of society. Go for it in this thread!

(I predict failure, but we'll see.) 😋
every politician is dirtier than a buzzard fuck.. they all need to be whipped with a dam siphon hose, not 1 of then could run a shit house. i chew my fucken foot b4 i vote .
 
I'm trying to imagine where these 'jokes' would raise a laugh, but I've never been to a Mar y Lago event so I'm struggling.

They read as if pasted from some web site that robo-creates themed 'funnies' for people who don't have the inspiration to think of their own material.
Back in the day there was a loathsome uk comedian called Bernard Manning, very offensive and racist, and very anti mother in laws.

I’m sure there’s clips of him on YouTube, but he’d have definitely fit in playing at mar a lago
 
At the dinner, they had a buffet.

I went to get an appetizer. There was a long line for stuffed mushrooms and jalapeño poppers.

I went to get a main course. There was a long line for roast beef.

I went to get dessert. There was a long line for toffee pudding and trifle.

I went to get something to drink. There was no punch line.
 
every politician is dirtier than a buzzard fuck.. they all need to be whipped with a dam siphon hose, not 1 of then could run a shit house. i chew my fucken foot b4 i vote .
30 minutes of manual labor would kill every fucken 1 dead as a Cincinnati pig.. they all suck ...suck corn off the cobb
 
Funny? I have a funny. 😄
Do you like quotes?

“Americans deserve leadership that puts people over politics.”
- Lauren Boebert

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I have another quote.

“The chickens came home to roost.”

👋🏼 Colorado water project.
 
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