Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[vagrantx]

Hey! I own the twin of one of those lucky duckies! The yellow one.

But I can't help but notice the black one has an Australian Crawl vibe going on that makes it look like it just came up for air. Why was the black duck underwater and what was it doing?

Enquiring minds want to know V.

Cheers

Noooo the duckies are innocent! Cast them from your dirty mind

I mean, you have lovely knees, and adorable toes, and I love that you have a chain to your bathtub plug--that is eminently charming-- but...

Doesn't all bath tubs have a chain to their plug?? That's like, required!

Is the black one actually a puffin?

<aggresive negative quacking>

 

[Centauri1]

Live from my bed. I don't want to move.
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what gams!!

 

[SouthernTongue69]

Live from my bed. I don't want to move.
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Yummy

 

[UnquietDreams]

Doesn't all bath tubs have a chain to their plug?? That's like, required!

They should, yes. Unfortunately we don't, for the most part.

 

[justanotherguy80]

Holiday legs

https://ibb.co/Ny6MgT0

 

[vagrantx]

They should, yes. Unfortunately we don't, for the most part.

But but but... How do you fish the plug out with your toes so you can just lay there as the water drains without a chain?

 

[UnquietDreams]

But but but... How do you fish the plug out with your toes so you can just lay there as the water drains without a chain?

We have horrible mechanical devices.
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No charm whatsoever.

 

[Wriggle]

<aggresive negative quacking>

My black one is a puffin

 

[Mtnmike]

Live from my bed. I don't want to move.
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Stunning

 

[mobleedzblue]

Live from my bed. I don't want to move.
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Please don't, the view from here is fantastic!

 

[morelikeasong]

While not as clever, someone has to go next

Your legs > clever

Live from my bed. I don't want to move.

Please don’t. I’ll be right there.

 

[Awaywego]

The laundry never ends!

Like the other guys have, love this view

 

[morelikeasong]

Holiday legs

Need a holiday buddy? I could use a tan

 

[justanotherguy80]

Need a holiday buddy? I could use a tan

Just name the date. I hear Grimsby is wonderful at this time of year…

Although you may not need to pack your factor 50.

 

[Awaywego]

@Megan82 maybe we should do a paired Pic?

 

[7inchglory]

Undressed: https://ibb.co/KDbY6hL

 

[SWR101]

Live from my bed. I don't want to move.
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Gorgeous as always, girl!

 

[vagrantx]

We have horrible mechanical devices.
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No charm whatsoever.

What the actual.... fuck? HAHA I thought it'd be like a plug with just a little groove so you can lift it but THIS!? I would have never guessed this in a million years! That's the most uselessly over-engineered thing I've seen!!

I can't even imagine what cleaning hair out of that thing must be like... Sheesh!

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My black one is a puffin

And this, THIS is the sexiest thing you've ever posted! I love them all so much. Thank you!!

 

[Wriggle]

And this, THIS is the sexiest thing you've ever posted! I love them all so much. Thank you!!

Soooooo conflicted right now.

 

[vagrantx]

Soooooo conflicted right now.

Sorry! You know which team I play for having a rubber duckie collection is insanely attractive to me though!

 

[Wriggle]

Sorry! You know which team I play for having a rubber duckie collection is insanely attractive to me though!

Don't be daft - that's not a reason to be apologetic, you extremely attractive unavailable to me lady.

I'd be the same if I'd been born with a different chromosome.

 

[Artfan2]

Just wondering how I can get my own collection of seductive duckies.

 

[deft]

Just wondering how I can get my own collection of seductive duckies.

Deductive suckies?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The laundry never ends!

Do you start with the delicate cycle and work your way up to heavy duty? What soil level we looking at here?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

quack

I am pretty sure that’s a bath bomb but a small part of me won’t rule out the possibility that it’s the blood of your enemies.