Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[crashD]

Can I interest anyone in a glass of RED?
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Even sexier than the coffee pic!!

 

[Lmizzler]

I clearly have some of the sexiest friends. You guys made the Christmas Red look amazing. So I'm thinking we switch colors to

Green

Celebrate with some holiday cheer and show off your creativity with a splash of green. Put on your elf shoes, grab the mistletoe, or lay naked under the Christmas tree.

No one will care, cause it's Chaos!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

 

[Lmizzler]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

Good luck getting that all off by Christmas!!!

 

[peekingone]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

It happens this time of year.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Good luck getting that all off by Christmas!!!

I'm usually covered in gold glitter.. so this is a first.

It happens this time of year.

Yep,seasonal hazard.

 

[peekingone]

I'm usually covered in gold glitter.. so this is a first.

Yep,seasonal hazard.

And you’ll find it for months to come. Lol

 

[Fred6969]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

You're in luck!!! I just happen to have a glitter removal toun........er, tool!!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

And you’ll find it for months to come. Lol

..or when I cum..

 

[peekingone]

Oooh then it just might get to your inner thighs too.

 

[Cogan]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

Did you have sex with a unicorn?

 

[SWR101]

..or when I cum..

Go on…

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

You say “unfortunate” I… also say “unfortunate” but also ”timely and sexy”

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Oooh then it just might get to your inner thighs too.

It's everywhere...

Did you have sex with a unicorn?

Nah, no one wants the likes me...too scared of the catching the glitters.

 

[Dalton59]

Anyone want a sweet treat?
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Mmm. Great picture. I love anything i can lick.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

..or when I cum..

I doubt it! That stuff sticks to stuff and never, ever, ever comes off.

 

[Dalton59]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

Nothing like dome bling to make something more beautiful.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mmm. Great picture. I love anything i can lick.

What can’t you lick? Did you have a tragic tongue accident?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Go on…

You say “unfortunate” I… also say “unfortunate” but also ”timely and sexy”

Is that an offer to help de-dazzle me?

I doubt it! That stuff sticks to stuff and never, ever, ever comes off.

Such random shiny bits... forever. Herpes of the crafting world.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Is that an offer to help de-dazzle me?

Such random shiny bits... forever. Herpes of the crafting world.

At least you can subdue herpes with medication.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident ...

this thread is really making me crave cupcakes this week.

 

[SWR101]

Is that an offer to help de-dazzle me?

I wouldn’t say “no” if you asked for help

 

[SmokingFap]

There was an unfortunate glitter accident...

"Accident" my fat ass.

 

[HonorableRogue]

What a fantastic weekend and I even missed catching a few before they expired. A good thing really. Too much stimulation and my word maker and type things shut down.

Hrmm... red enough that it says Christmasy sunset and not murder?

I was thinking more like basking under the tree in the glow of lights until Santa shows up and you ask "Can you help me hang the last couple of globes on the tree?".

So yeah, no murder vibes just... ah... other good vibes (hopefully thanks to something special from Santa's sack).

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness”
- Oscar Wilde
- also me being inspired by @lavendersilk ‘s gorgeous red themed pics earlier this week

I had a math teacher in Junior High School that always used the first part of that quote but never the latter bit. Rather than imitation how about we say sequel and then we'll all wait with baited breath for part three of Lavendersilk and PassionPanther's Holiday Extravaganza?

My booty is the real treasure...

I always suspected you were a Pirate at heart MP.

Can I interest anyone in a glass of RED?

It looks to be a full bodied vintage that's lush on the palette with a long, lingering finish. To confirm it's probably best to follow the guidance from a recent wine tasting that said, it takes three sips to really under and appreciate the full taste of the wine.

Have you ever had jammies so comfy that you don't want to get up out of bed & get ready for the day?

I see you're putting the skills from that photo class to good use MYB. As a matter of I'd say these two pictures offer a lesson on the importance of theme and perspective. Proper use of the latter allows the central subject of each image to appear appropriately scaled to the theme in the image.

Having said that, no not jammies but I have had mattresses and bedding that made if very difficult to leave the bed some days.

I never thought to have a Christmas picnic before AG but now I won't ever be able to not think about sharing an afternoon meal in December with an aproned lass.

When I took this photo I didn’t realize how accurate it would be for today. Happy Sunday, Chaos! I hope your day is better than mine!

Processing that image was a rollercoaster ride. I went from happy for you and a friend to sad for you in the blink of an eye. Hopefully Monday is much better thrill ride.

Anyone want a sweet treat?

Was that a rhetorical question? I mean who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it too? Even if it's just a.cupcake?

Cheers

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

"Accident" my fat ass.

Shush up, quit ruining my vibe.

 

[SmokingFap]

Shush up, quit ruining my vibe.

Speaking of vibes...