Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Nooo, Monkey!
You are supposed to throw her a ball and say, "Think fast!!".
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Joke's on you, I'm more likely to get hit in the head with the ball than actually try to catch it. My lack of sportsing skills & reflexes is almost legendary (but I can Salsa like a boss! 💃)
Goddammit! Day late and a ball short!
I know someone who was a ball short. He got a fake ball implant so his dangler looked even.
 
Many years ago I was in a session with a dominatrix and she was trying to tie my balls up. After a bit of struggle she asked me if I was missing one. I said I was fully stocked and we had a good laugh.
this brings to mind thr 2005 Ig Noble Prize winner for Neuticals. And, apparently there's more than one testicularly focused winner, look at this fabulous 2019 winner 😂
 
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