Cheating.

[Expertise]

Its all a plot to make us buy the damn souvenir programs.

BASTARDS!

 

[Cheri]

Gotta' agree with Sparky on that. Who the hell wants mundane in addition normal is for the unimmaginative.

Mundane and unimmaginative lives are for the lazy and I'm definately not that. Normal, I gotta be somewhat normal, I've got young kids. I was just commenting on what happens when you up the ante like that....like in good ole high school, you can't go back to holding hands after fucking like rabbits.
Hell, maybe I'm just to careful...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Its all a plot to make us buy the damn souvenir programs.

BASTARDS!

Well hell, I bought a souvenir program. It was a steal, it only cost 18 bucks.

Hey look, it's got a great recipe for Poached Mid-Torso Tuber in a lovely bernaisse sauce.

No, no, wait, that's an ad for a penis enlargement pump and that bernnaise sauce is... ooooooh ick, I didn't know sperm came in that color.

Used souvenir program for sale, cheap.