Cheeky, cute, english, hunk...well 3 out of 4 is ok right!?

[cuteukguy]

Ha! Well, it looked good on paper before submitting... C+ maybe!?

 

[cuteukguy]

It's all very quiet... a little too quiet...!

Well, at least it is until i get my soft stubble between your thighs, and my long, warm, wet tongue gets to work very gently rolling up and down your swollen... oops Come on, there must be a few english-loving ladies around!?

 

[cuteukguy]

Anyone got a pair of gloves...!? You lit ladies are too hot to handle! Boooom!

Any ladies browsing this morning/evening that fancy a cheeky flirt with an english guy...drop me a PM, i'll make it worth your while, i promise!

 

[cuteukguy]

It's sunday night in Oz... any ladies around to help ease in the new week!? I definitely will bite... but in all the right places, and only with my teeth, you know just gently biting and letting them pull and drag across those sensitive lips... (you decide! )

 

[cuteukguy]

Morning/Evening lit ladies!

If anyone is around and wants a cheeky flirt with a cute, english guy then i'm sure you know where i am by now...!

 

[cuteukguy]

Just a friendly bump from a cute, cheeky english chap!

If any ladies are up and about then i'd love to hear from you, have a little flirt, maybe play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

And if you can name the film then my tongue will be between your thighs before you even realise!

 

[cuteukguy]

http://images.rapgenius.com/d06a1b61fbb491882daf96c6b9ce0dae.180x131x6.gif

 

[cuteukguy]

Hope this cheeky bump goes better than this guys... ha!

http://images.rapgenius.com/8391baa1d830c4158bddf8796432e4a3.494x275x27.gif

 

[cuteukguy]

Just a lazy sunday afternoon bump from Aussie land...! Evidently my hilarious gifs are not quite doing the job, so here goes another (relatively) creative attempt...

Don't be shy lovely, lusty, lit ladies drop me a note for some cheeky chats!

There was a young man from England
Who is now part of the Aussie band
He kept himself fit
Loved browsing lit
And now he just needs a well-practiced female hand

Haha fair attempt!?

 

[cuteukguy]

Any ladies up and about...!? Ideally would love to let my cute, english accent do the work over a little voice chat if that floats your boat!?

 

[cuteukguy]

Morning/Afternoon/Evening!

A cheeky bump, from a cheeky guy... if any ladies are up for a flirt i'd love to hear from ya!

I am on yahoo or skype if either of those float your boat, wet your whistle, strike your fancy, light your fire, fill your box...!

 

[crazychemgirl]

how am I supposed to tell if your username is appropriate if you don't even have a pic of your face...

are you cute?

 

[cuteukguy]

Valid question...!

I prefer to remain anonymous to the general public on these forums, you know so that when i become president and/or famous there's not too much that comes out in the Daily Mail! But i'm willing to share facial pics to those who deserve it, and by deserve I basically mean flirt outrageously... haha!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Valid question...!

I prefer to remain anonymous to the general public on these forums, you know so that when i become president and/or famous there's not too much that comes out in the Daily Mail! But i'm willing to share facial pics to those who deserve it, and by deserve I basically mean flirt outrageously... haha!

well... I love accents.. and by love, I mean it's instant lady boner.

 

[jasminxo]

Valid question...!

I prefer to remain anonymous to the general public on these forums, you know so that when i become president and/or famous there's not too much that comes out in the Daily Mail! But i'm willing to share facial pics to those who deserve it, and by deserve I basically mean flirt outrageously... haha!

I laughed when I saw the Daily Mail in your message! They would have a field trip with this and you

 

[cuteukguy]

Yep they certainly would.. glad the Brits got that one!

If any ladies are passing by, you know where i am...!

 

[cuteukguy]

http://www.epiclol.com/cdn/pictures/2012/06/the-english-fist-bump_1338542678_epiclolcom.jpeg

 

[cuteukguy]

Morning all!

Well, it's been a while, but with the start of a new job comes a causal Monday morning off...! Soo... if there are any cute, cheeky lit ladies around i'd love to hear from you! There's a pic somewhere in this thread if you look hard enough, otherwise just take my word that the english accent, cheeky nature, and playful conversation will have you a little hot and bothered in no time!

Hope to hear from one of you ladies soon! x

 

[cuteukguy]

A cheeky little bump.... that's all!

 

[cuteukguy]

Good morning/afternoon/evening!

So, the summer is coming to Oz and with the summer comes sun, sea and and an overwhelming show of skin on the beaches around here... perfect!

Having spent a weekend, on the beach volleyball court, desperately attempting to mimick Tom Cruise... I just wondered if any females happened to be browsing by!? I'm english by the way, although living down under, so if you like an accent then get in touch! Hope to speak to a cheeky lit lady very soon! x

 

[cuteukguy]

A cheeky little bump...

 

[cuteukguy]

Good morning/afternoon/evening!

Well, it's a rainy sunday morning here in Oz... yep i know, you did read that correctly, rare but true!

If there are any lovely female litsters passing through looking for a sporty, cheeky, fun englishman to brighten up their next few hours (well minutes maybe then please feel free to drop me a message!

I tend to lean to the left... i mean sorry, i tend to lean towards a flirty skype so if that's your thing then i'd love to hear from you!

 

[cuteukguy]

Hope there might be a cheeky, flirty female around who's up for a chat!? I saw the pic below and thought it would make a change and maybe provide you with a little smile...!

http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bumpy-Roads.jpg

 

[cuteukguy]

Hey!

Just a very casual, languid bump for my sunday evening...!

Drop me a PM if you fancy a flirt with a cute english guy!

 

[cuteukguy]

It's hot...!

Well, with a day off and the mercury curently climbing towards 30 degrees i just wondered if any cute, lit ladies were passing by for a little flirt!?

Perhaps squeeze a cold dollop of sun tan lotion onto my back and work it into my taut muscles... i'd happily repay the favour, just work it into the back of your thighs with my strong hands, maybe creep up towards the borrom of your peachy bum... as the sun beats down on us...