Cheesy, REALLY Cheesy Pick-up Lines

[Tech_Director]

Okay guys and gals, let's hear 'em.

What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines you've heard or maybe...even used?
AND let's not forget....what happened?

I'll start.

Okay, a long time ago I once said to a lady who I KNEW couldn't speak a word of french,

"Mademoiselle, vous-avez les yeux d'une vache! Which means, "Miss, you have the eyes of a cow."

She giggled and basically said, "Thank you but I have no idea what you said." AND...the night went on from there.

 

[meop79]

Hey Baby... you're almost as hot as your sister... are you as good a kisser?

 

[ElijaRDC]

"You know that song by the Beatles, I Wanna Hold Your Hand? Don't make me sing it."

My super-ballsy high school self said this on my first date with my then-boyfriend... it totally worked and he LOVED it.

 

[Skankstar]

One of my favourites was when an Aboriginal asked "Do you have any Aboriginal in you?" "No." "Would you like some?" I though it was funny, he didn't get any, but we did have an enjoyable night.

 

[meop79]

I've heard some really bad ones, not sure if these were ever told or just the worst people could come up with.... meh.

How about:

Let's lick my mom's asshole for fun!!

 

[Tech_Director]

One of my favourites was when an Aboriginal asked "Do you have any Aboriginal in you?" "No." "Would you like some?" I though it was funny, he didn't get any, but we did have an enjoyable night.

I've heard that one used with all kind of races but I think it's the first time I've heard that it worked. Well done, chere.

 

[1sickbastard]

The thread topic sorta begs the question: Is there any such thing as a pick-up line that isn't cheesy?
Maybe it would be more fun to rank the various lines. Say the top tier are at Gouda level (get it?) and the basement level is somewhere around Cheese Wiz. Kraft Singles, Velveeta, cream cheese, cheddar, budderkase, raclette, etc all given as values, appropriate to the giver of the pick-up line as well as the pick up line itself...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

One I heard yesterday from a friend...

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAM!

Another favorite of mine:

Set phasers for STUNNING!

 

[Tech_Director]

The thread topic sorta begs the question: Is there any such thing as a pick-up line that isn't cheesy?
Maybe it would be more fun to rank the various lines. Say the top tier are at Gouda level (get it?) and the basement level is somewhere around Cheese Wiz. Kraft Singles, Velveeta, cream cheese, cheddar, budderkase, raclette, etc all given as values, appropriate to the giver of the pick-up line as well as the pick up line itself...

I LIKE how you think. Agreed, let's do a rating on them too!

 

[1sickbastard]

Funniest pick-up line that worked for me:
Hi, my name is ____ (like I'm going to give my actual name), a very uncommon name for a very common person.
I rank it at smoked havarti.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Hey baby, you're lookin' Gouda.

That's as cheesy as it gets.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

It's getting late. You cheddar spend the night at my place.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Will you Brie my valentine?

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Queso, you wanna hook up?

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Like big dicks? Mines a muenster.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Curd I get you number?

 

[BloodMoonRising]

These pickup lines never work.

Forever provolone.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

The two of us together would be grate.

 

[Tech_Director]

Never used it but have heard it used in clubs.

"So baby, for breakfast, shall I call or just nudge you?"

I rate that somewhere around a OLD cheddar...Canadian of course....

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Along the same line as above is

"So how do you like your eggs in the morning, Poached, fried or scrambled?"

Of course it sucks when she says "unfertilized" but them's the breaks.

 

[KuteKaren]

once read one that went "let's go halfsies on a bastard"

 

[Tech_Director]

once read one that went "let's go halfsies on a bastard"

Still laughing, I rate that one at minimum of a Havarti....

 

[Anakin20]

*licks finger, touches Karen's shirt*
"Let's get you out of those wet clothes"

 

[yellow_rose71]

Do you really think these cheesy lines are the whey to meet someone?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

okay going really cheesy, You can do all the Angel ones

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.

Can you please touch me, Just so I can tell my friends I have been touched by an Angel.

Am I dead Angel, cause this has to be Heaven.

Somebody better call god, because he is missing an Angel.