chickens

I grew up next to grandpa's little poultry ranch.

I lived on a chicken-raising commune.

Chickens deserve to be eaten.

Eggs, too, proactively.
 
Wrung lots of roosters necks. Only one needed in factory barn to encourage females to lay. Have a scar on my arm from over 30y ago from a slight scratch from a turkey. Don't even recall it getting infected but it stands out white on my forearm.
 
no, but mainly because raw chicken meat is fucking gross. i'd happily kill and eat it if someone else dealt with the slimy, smelly carcass for me.
 
Never eat raw chicken! You can die from it. Worse than eating raw pork. Raw fish and beef only from guaranteed credible sources. Sushi and tartar.
 
Geese. Geese are scary as they chase you with those long necks stretched out and the honking, yikes.

That's when you turn the tables and you reach out and grab the mother fuck by that long neck....


IDK why people have such a problem with geese, after you start snapping necks they get their attitude in fucking check real god damn fast.

And you get dinner...it's win win.
 
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That's when you turn the tables and you reach out and grab the mother fuck by that long neck....


IDK why people have such a problem with geese, after you start snapping necks they get their attitude in fucking check real god damn fast.

Where were you when I was four? I would have done that , damn the rain of fire the grown-ups would have dealt me.
 
Where were you when I was four? I would have done that , damn the rain of fire the grown-ups would have dealt me.

Ahh see my adults were watching me get beat up saying "You better do something about that lil problem you got there!" and that's how I learned to deal with a bully.

I love some fried bird n' cold beer....shit I might have to do some of that today.
 
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Ahh see my adults were watching me get beat up saying "You better do something about that lil problem you got there!" and that's how I learned to deal with a bully.

The grandma, loved the geese more than me, You leave my birds alone, bullied by geese .
 
Not Chicken

Not a chicken but still a bird. My little brother and I had a pet duck. We fed him and played with the big white duckie.
One day we went out behind the house to feed Duckie and he was gone. Dad said someone left the pen open and duckie ran off.
Later that evening we had some sort of cooked bird for supper.
Found out Duckie didn't run away, dad killed him. Actually Duckie didn't taste bad!

Now, where's that dambed Easter Bunny?
 
Not a chicken but still a bird. My little brother and I had a pet duck. We fed him and played with the big white duckie.
One day we went out behind the house to feed Duckie and he was gone. Dad said someone left the pen open and duckie ran off.
Later that evening we had some sort of cooked bird for supper.
Found out Duckie didn't run away, dad killed him. Actually Duckie didn't taste bad!

Now, where's that dambed Easter Bunny?

An uncle raised rabbits, they tasted good.
 
In my time, I have killed almost every commonly eaten animal for food.
Chickens, ducks, geese, turkey, lamb, cow, pig, buffalo, deer, fish. Plus a few that aren't so commonly eaten, but were food at the time in the country I was in.
I have no issue with killing for the table, or to control pests (or put down sick/injured) but I will not kill for sport.
 
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