Christmas Cracker Contents?! :)

[littlemissus]

Hey all you sexy Christmas Lit people. I hope everyone is enjoying their Holidays! I know I am (Mimosas!!).

I absolutely love Christmas Crackers, their one of my favourite holiday traditions. I love donning the brightly coloured paper crown, showing off my prize to the table, and reading out the undoubtedly cheesy joke or riddle! Mine read:

Q: Why did the cookie go to the Hospital?
A: He felt crummy!

lol, who writes these things? What did yours say??? Feel free to share your prize and crown colour, too. My prize was a miniature pen, and my crown was teal!

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Hey all you sexy Christmas Lit people. I hope everyone is enjoying their Holidays! I know I am (Mimosas!!).

I absolutely love Christmas Crackers, their one of my favourite holiday traditions. I love donning the brightly coloured paper crown, showing off my prize to the table, and reading out the undoubtedly cheesy joke or riddle! Mine read:

Q: Why did the cookie go to the Hospital?
A: He felt crummy!

lol, who writes these things? What did yours say??? Feel free to share your prize and crown colour, too. My prize was a miniature pen, and my crown was teal!

I have never heard of Christmas Crackers. Sounds fun though.

 

[leftie]

My joke was:
Q: what did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: odour in the court!


They should do sexy Christmas Crackers with dirty jokes and suggestive prizes...