Church Secret Volunteer Group

[softsusan]

Sorry typo i meant mijayoo

 

[PartyMart]

Sorry typo i meant mijayoo

@mijayoo is more than ready to serve..

 

[PartyMart]

@mijayoo is always willing to take on a challenge

 

[TinyTricia]

I love taking challenges for my Lord.

 

[softsusan]

Hi Tricia, great to see you here again. Thank you for all your help with the brethren, they really enjoy your company.

 

[softsusan]

@mijayoo is always willing to take on a challenge

I am sure the brethren will enjoy her when they have the chance.

 

[dirk2024]

I love taking challenges for my Lord.

Hi Tricia, when you say challenge anything in specific jump out at you?

 

[dirk2024]

What about boys on the alter, i mean alter boys? That have been bad.

We don't have any altar boys at our church.

 

[Mike130]

What about boys on the alter, i mean alter boys? That have been bad.

Father Inn here. I often don’t wax philosophical.

This is a satirical thread regarding Christianity and promiscuity. And believe it or not, there are parallels between our satirical Church of the Three Holes, and the holy trinity.

1. Our Ten Commandments only differ by one word: “NOT” is omitted in the following commandment: Thou shall covet thy neighbor’s wife.

2. The holy trinity itself may be a 2,000 year old metaphor for the three holes of a woman (I may go to hell for that one).

3. We worship all bodies, men and women (of legal age of course). Women have equal rights here, and can become priestess.

4. As for the communion sacrament, instead of using cheap wine from Costco, our chalice contains “the seed of life”, for lack of a better term.

But where we do break from the church, is WE DO NOT MOLEST CHILDREN!

There are no alter boys or girls, and no one under 18 is admitted! That behavior is not tolerated in our satirical church or on Literotica!

 

[dirk2024]

Father Inn here. I often don’t wax philosophical.


But where we do break from the church, is WE DO NOT MOLEST CHILDREN!

There are no alter boys or girls, and no one under 18 is admitted! That behavior is not tolerated in our satirical church or on Literotica!

Thank you Father Inn. I endorse this wholeheartedly.

 

[dirk2024]

Friday is Volunteer Apprecation Day!

 

[Sussy2000x]

Friday is Volunteer Apprecation Day!

Youre welcum sir. I enjoy volunteer work.

 

[Sussy2000x]

Ready for home visit the elderly

 

[subdudeme13]

Father Inn here. I often don’t wax philosophical.

This is a satirical thread regarding Christianity and promiscuity. And believe it or not, there are parallels between our satirical Church of the Three Holes, and the holy trinity.

1. Our Ten Commandments only differ by one word: “NOT” is omitted in the following commandment: Thou shall covet thy neighbor’s wife.

2. The holy trinity itself may be a 2,000 year old metaphor for the three holes of a woman (I may go to hell for that one).

3. We worship all bodies, men and women (of legal age of course). Women have equal rights here, and can become priestess.

4. As for the communion sacrament, instead of using cheap wine from Costco, our chalice contains “the seed of life”, for lack of a better term.

But where we do break from the church, is WE DO NOT MOLEST CHILDREN!

There are no alter boys or girls, and no one under 18 is admitted! That behavior is not tolerated in our satirical church or on Literotica!

I never ment to make the age connection in my post. I will go with members of the Sr. Choir!
I do recall the last time I was at a wedding, in a chruch, I could not look the priest in the eye. I am sure it is not like that here! My apologies!
Amen!

 

[PartyMart]

@Sussy2000x its a pleasure assisting her picking out on outfit

 

[PartyMart]

@mijayoo Is always dressed to impress

 

[Sussy2000x]

@Sussy2000x its a pleasure assisting her picking out on outfit

Sorry cant open the link

 

[PartyMart]

@mijayoo always willing to step Up

 

[PartyMart]

@Sussy2000x always willing to lend a Hand to get the job done.

 

[dirk2024]

Youre welcum sir. I enjoy volunteer work.

My dear @Sussy2000x , are are so good at it!

 

[TinyTricia]

Hi Tricia, great to see you here again. Thank you for all your help with the brethren, they really enjoy your company.

Thanks, girl! I have really enjoyed being with this great group of servants and believe I have found a true calling!

 

[dirk2024]

I never ment to make the age connection in my post. I will go with members of the Sr. Choir!
I do recall the last time I was at a wedding, in a chruch, I could not look the priest in the eye. I am sure it is not like that here! My apologies!
Amen!

You inquired about altar boys. Along with our personal feelings on the matter, we are fully cognizant of Literotica's age restrictions and don't want to see our favorite thread shut down.

 

[dirk2024]

Thanks, girl! I have really enjoyed being with this great group of servants and believe I have found a true calling!

Tricia, I do believe you will mix well with the other servants of our humble church. I look forward to personally witnessing your true calling!

 

[TinyTricia]

Tricia, I do believe you will mix well with the other servants of our humble church. I look forward to personally witnessing your true calling!

You got that right. A harmonious union of lovers of the Way!

 

[subdudeme13]

You inquired about altar boys. Along with our personal feelings on the matter, we are fully cognizant of Literotica's age restrictions and don't want to see our favorite thread shut down.

I made a mistake and given current events of some churches and the Boy Scouts and politicians I should have known better. I deleted the post, I appologize and ask forgiveness. Let me be stoned!