Church Secret Volunteer Group

[PartyMart]

That moment when you know you’ve reached a volunteer with the power of sharing the Faith..

 

[SparkyWalter]

Let’s never underestimate the power of a prayer circle

We are all sinners. Part of my atonement
was to go to a cabin where three women would be waiting for me to torture me like this.

i guess it depends on what happens if I really believe it's torture.

 

[dirk2024]

Calling all volunteers!
It's time for a visit to the VA center so we can off our brand of spiritual release to the soldiers there. So hop on to the bus as we make deliveries!

 

[12gone]

If the church isn't burning, then it's not a good church.

 

[softsusan]

Calling all volunteers!
It's time for a visit to the VA center so we can off our brand of spiritual release to the soldiers there. So hop on to the bus as we make deliveries!

Yes Sir, left right, left right.

 

[AnotherHornyDay]

new worshipers welcomed

 

[WeWeeOui]

I am willing to become a reformed Athiest to join this Church. What denomination is it again? How much goes in the Charity Box after the Service?

 

[Mike130]

I am willing to become a reformed Athiest to join this Church. What denomination is it again? How much goes in the Charity Box after the Service?

It’s the Church of the Three Holes. And we don’t accept monetary donations. You donate your…body. You can ask any of the volunteers about their experiences and you can quit anytime you like. This being Literotica however, most volunteers seem to enjoy their holy work. As for myself, Father Inn, a defrocked priest, I love the holes.

 

[WeWeeOui]

It’s the Church of the Three Holes. And we don’t accept monetary donations. You donate your…body. You can ask any of the volunteers about their experiences and you can quit anytime you like. This being Literotica however, most volunteers seem to enjoy their holy work. As for myself, Father Inn, a defrocked priest, I love the holes.

Awesome. If there is there any chance of being ordained, I would like to be known as either Pastor Vulva or Pastor Sphincter.

 

[softsusan]

On behalf of the volunteers welcome Pastor Vulva/Sphincter. We are at your service and will attend confessions and baptisms, whenever we can. We like to help the brethren keep fit and healthy in the ways they enjoy, this often makes confession necessary and soul cleansing. Fortunately we know the creator is a wonderful forgiving entity. Even when his name is taken in vain.

 

[WeWeeOui]

On behalf of the volunteers welcome Pastor Vulva/Sphincter. We are at your service and will attend confessions and baptisms, whenever we can. We like to help the brethren keep fit and healthy in the ways they enjoy, this often makes confession necessary and soul cleansing. Fortunately we know the creator is a wonderful forgiving entity. Even when his name is taken in vain.

I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the welcome.

I hope I can excel in giving the absolute best Pastor Vulva & Sphincter experience ever and repay the faith that has been bestowed on me.

I am ready to take confessions from those that have sinned, blasphemed or have just been terribly naughty.

 

[dirk2024]

I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the welcome.

I hope I can excel in giving the absolute best Pastor Vulva & Sphincter experience ever and repay the faith that has been bestowed on me.

I am ready to take confessions from those that have sinned, blasphemed or have just been terribly naughty.

Hello Pastor Vulva. Father Inn ( @Mike130 ) and I have a team meeting scheduled for this evening. You should join us so we can cover some of the important considerations when it comes to providing spiritual guidance to the brethren and volunteers we serve.

 

[softsusan]

I would be delighted to attend the meeting if you wish father.

 

[dirk2024]

Anyone seen my wife, Beverly?

I didn't see her on the the popemobile.

Nor was she in the glory hole when I checked. I even stayed for an hour with no success. Well, I mean I didn't find her.


Oh, found her. She was down in the volunteer's break room with @softsusan.

I wonder if I can get one of the other volunteers to help her see god.

 

[dirk2024]

I would be delighted to attend the meeting if you wish father.

Your presence would be a great help, thank you!

 

[SweetLips44DD]

I’ll sign both of you up. I’ll have my wife sign your wife up in their special group also. I want you to be aware that your wife may be sore from her volunteer work.
Your welcome to post any pictures you may like so the rest of our church can admire

Men at church I visit wanna fuck me

 

[softsusan]

Anyone seen my wife, Beverly?

I didn't see her on the the popemobile.

Nor was she in the glory hole when I checked. I even stayed for an hour with no success. Well, I mean I didn't find her.


Oh, found her. She was down in the volunteer's break room with @softsusan.

I wonder if I can get one of the other volunteers to help her see god.

I can assure you, we both saw the creator and praised him.

 

[softsusan]

Your presence would be a great help, thank you!

I will be there to help as Required.

 

[softsusan]

Men at church I visit wanna fuck me

Sweet lips, how do you feel about that?

 

[dirk2024]

I will be there to help as Required.

Thank you! Your sacrifice will be recognized in the weekly church bulletin!

 

[softsusan]

It is always an honour to be recognized in the bulletin. Thank you so much.

 

[WeWeeOui]

Men at church I visit wanna fuck me

There is possibly a perfectly good explanation for that.

One may assume 44DD does not refer to you vehicles registration plate, but the size of your chest. One would then also assume the men at your Church would be reasonably impressed with those statistics and fantasize what they indeed look like unleashed and set free - we all love to see the beauty of horses run when set free from the Corral, don't we?

Perhaps you submit a photo of these masterpieces of flesh.... addressed to Pastor Vulva and purely for verification purposes, of course.

 

[WeWeeOui]

I failed to spread the word..... forgive me.

Whilst out and about yesterday, I came across a young Virgin..... figuratively speaking of course.

I told her I needed to get Pastor Vulva to cure her of her virginal affliction and she questioned my hygiene, age and parentage - calling me a Dirty Old Bastard. I replied that I could indeed be one if I also got Pastor Sphincter.

Alas, I could not get either Pastor Vulva or Pastor Sphincter and as a result, she was not converted. I will continue my work in my new Missionary position..... both at the Rectumry and in public.

 

[softsusan]

I failed to spread the word..... forgive me.

Whilst out and about yesterday, I came across a young Virgin..... figuratively speaking of course.

I told her I needed to get Pastor Vulva to cure her of her virginal affliction and she questioned my hygiene, age and parentage - calling me a Dirty Old Bastard. I replied that I could indeed be one if I also got Pastor Sphincter.

Alas, I could not get either Pastor Vulva or Pastor Sphincter and as a result, she was not converted. I will continue my work in my new Missionary position..... both at the Rectumry and in public.

It is wonderful that you are carrying out the creator’s work.

 

[WetMyKitty]

https://imagex1.sx.cdn.live/images/pinporn/2022/03/25/26926900.webp?width=620

I volunteered this week to welcome our parishioners.