Cock Cozzies

[Rob_Royale]

So a coworker I'm friends wih is a crocheting fanatic. The amount of work she churns out is crazy and she takes a lot of custom orders.
She does marvelous work.
As I found out today, one of her side gigs is cock cozzies or peter heaters. And yes, they are just what you're imagining.

I think some fun stories could start here. Does she do in person measurements of the client? Clocheted cock cages? A little more gentle than plastic/metal ones?

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Wouldn't the fit change, depending on things like temperature and mood? Does she use elastic thread?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I find them kinda adorable, lol. Like if I had a boyfriend and we were getting into a fight he could drop his pants and go:

“Can you really be mad at me while I’m wearing my cock cozzie?” And I would have to hide my blushing cheeks.

Actually, maybe that’s the idea:

Guy is getting older and he’s felt his most attractive feature was his cuteness. But skin routines and sleep and diet only go so far.

So he decides to find another way to accentuate his cuteness.


2. Or! Guy wants to surprise his girlfriend so he gets a cock cozzie. The woman who makes them is very nice and professional. At most she just compliments his size and girth.

He decides to wear it to his date and girlfriend introduces him to her grandma, who is the woman who made his cock cozzie. And grandma can never help but be overjoyed to see a client again.

 

[Carnevil9]

I imagine they would also need a little sack for your balls. Balls get cold too, you know!

 

[TheLobster]

I imagine they would also need a little sack for your balls. Balls get cold too, you know!

Noooo, not the balls! Don't you know too high a temperature inhibits sperm production?!

 

[PennyThompson]

Is there such a thing as an anti-impreg/infertility fetish?

"Put on the cozie babe, we want to keep those little spermies nice and warm! "

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Wouldn't the fit change, depending on things like temperature and mood? Does she use elastic thread?

We use the cozies to keep the temperature warm enough. Duh.

Also, we (men) condition each other to have only a few moods, or else we're gay. If we're not gay, it's either working or we're impotent.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Noooo, not the balls! Don't you know too high a temperature inhibits sperm production?!

It's the new anticonception.

"Have you wrapped your tools babe?"

"Sure did!" <Shows colourful and cozy balls>

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Also, we (men) condition each other to have only a few moods, or else we're gay. If we're not gay, it's either working or we're impotent.

So you're excluding gay men from your audience?

 

[Husky_Embrace]

So you're excluding gay men from your audience?

I'm saying we're having a narrow view of each other and ourselves in our toxic masculinity, pushing anyone who doesn't adhere to the strict standards into often unrelated categories.