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Bikini Car Wish

On the topic of boobs and nipples . . .

(These questions may be geared more toward women, but guys feel free to jump in where possible, when you’re done jerking off, of course)

Have you ever used your breasts to raise money for a good cause? (Bikini car wash, wet t-shirt contest, fundraising calendar, etc.)
Nope, I'm rather miserly with boobs.

Though, since you & @Apisto42 seem to a appreciate a woman with a CC permit, remind me to tell you about how my bff kinda sorta hoe'd out a bit to get free ammo & range time 😉

Or, if you’re a guy, have you ever paid through the nose for something because of breasts, and no, I’m not talking about your divorce 🤣, but the above suggestions?

What do you love to do or have done to your breasts sexually/sensually?
Everything, breast play is a huge turn on for me. Nothing painful or would leave bruising, but kissing, looser clamps (like a little hug but for nipples!), touching, massage, just have fun with them, ya know?
Are you shy about exposing your breasts to your friends, or do you not even consider it nudity? Are you more likely to be topless than bottomless with your friends, in other words.
I have no problem changing in front of my close friends, but I'm not going to flash them, per se. Though there are flashers in my group. I've noticed that if ypu have sisters you're much more comfortable with nudity & will flash for a laugh. Those of us with only brothers tend to be a bit more reserved.
Does nipple play get you horny, or do nothing for you?
Yes, please see above!
What is your favorite part about exposing your breasts to a guy?
That first initial look they get, like they can't believe they've been granted the privilege. As though they've been given the keys to the city, or something.
Do you like a guy to cum on your breasts? Do you want him to lick it up afterward? (And none of this “only if he wants to” shit, what do YOU want him to do?
Love it, and no, I'm not sharing. It's mine. I earned it. No takesy-backsies!
Have you ever played with another woman’s breasts to arouse a guy? (Please post the video with your response 😛)
Nope, the opportunity has never presented itself. Though, I think it would be fun if the other woman was into it.
Has your partner ever suggested you use your boobs to get out of, or into, something? (Good table at a restaurant, get out of a ticket, jump a line, etc.)
Not outright, nothing he'd admit to, but I let him pic my dresses/gowns for various event and he definitely chooses lower cut for times that he knows that certain men will be attending who have, let's say, a marked preference for my company. It's amazing what men will agree to, or be willing to discuss when distracted by cleavage. And, because there seems to be this unconscious correlation betwixt having huge boobs & assuming a woman is stupid, I've been able to gather all kinds of helpful information over the years. I completely understand how Mata Hari didn't actually have to sleep with men to extract state secrets, and why honey pots are such effective spies.
Do you fully understand that we guys (except for the truly douchebags among us) are genuinely trying to not look at, stare at, or get caught staring at, your boobs, but we really can’t help it?
Absolutely. This is why I wear minimizer bras & suit jackets to most business functions. I get that it's just biological hardwiring, but please try to suppress the need while at work!

That being said, I ❤️ nice shoulders, and once upon a time my hormones were all out of whack and I had very high T. No matter where I was my vision was just filled with a sea shoulders. I found myself sizing up a man's shoulders before I'd even look him in the eyes. If this is what you guys feel about boobs, you have my sympathies!

Tell us about your Mardi Gras, or any other boob flashing, events you’ve taken part in:
None, I'm not a flasher... except to end a fight. Taking my top off is the fastest way to get an unreasonable man to come back to reality.
ETA: What is your philosophical and psychological take on boobies? Meaning: According to Dracula, the blood is the life, but according to Hotwords, the boobs are the life. The female’s boobs attract the male, the male impregnates the female, the female has the child and nurtures it with her boobs. Without boobs, all human life on Earth stops. Weird!
Agreed, boobs make the world go round. I just wish we could find a balance so we could work, just exist in the world, so I wouldn't have to be so preoccupied with concealing them all of the time! Can someone create a brain switch of some kind where we just see eachother asexually from 9-5?
 
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Though, since you & @Apisto42 seem to a appreciate a woman with a CC permit, remind me to tell you about how my bff kinda sorta hoe'd out a bit to get free ammo & range time 😉
Oh? Tell me more.
That first initial look they get, like they can't believe they've been granted the privilege. As though they've been given the keys to the city, or something.
If you think that’s a great look, you should look at a man’s face when it’s between your thighs.

That’s the keys to the universe. 🤣
Love it, and no, I'm not sharing. It's mine. I earned it. No takesy-backsies!
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None, I'm not a flasher... except to end a fight. Taking my top off is the fastest way to get an unreadonable man to come back to reality.
True. Best way to end a domestic discussion.
Agreed, boobs make the world go round. I just wish we could find a balance so we could work, just exist in the world, so I wouldn't have to be so preoccupied with concealing them all of the time! Can someone create a brain switch of some kind where we just see eachother asexually from 9-5?
I don’t know, there has been many a boring meeting which allowed me to think about boobs as a way of relieving boredom. To be clear, it was boobs that were not present at the meeting, so I wasn’t perving out on colleagues.
 
Bikini Car Wish

Have you ever used your breasts to raise money for a good cause? (Bikini car wash, wet t-shirt contest, fundraising calendar, etc.)
Not to my knowledge. If my breasts raised money without my knowledge, I hope it went to a good cause.
What do you love to do or have done to your breasts sexually/sensually?
My enjoyment dances up and down the breast-spectrum. From gentle circling letting my nipples harden to the touch to pain play, clamps, etc.
Are you shy about exposing your breasts to your friends, or do you not even consider it nudity? Are you more likely to be topless than bottomless with your friends, in other words.
IRL I don't really get nakey with my friends. But on Lit, sometimes boobs just brighten a day!
Does nipple play get you horny, or do nothing for you?
It does all the things for me. I get annoyed when they're ignored.
Do you like a guy to cum on your breasts? Do you want him to lick it up afterward? (And none of this “only if he wants to” shit, what do YOU want him to do?
I quite like the feeling of being cum on... cummed upon ... camed on? Idk.
I've never been with a guy who was into his own cum like that, theoretically it could be hot, but I don't know in reality.
Have you ever played with another woman’s breasts to arouse a guy? (Please post the video with your response 😛)
I have done this and gotten the response but the response was never ever the motivator.
I like girls and guys. I like them together. I like showing off. But I don't do performative sexuality.
Has your partner ever suggested you use your boobs to get out of, or into, something? (Good table at a restaurant, get out of a ticket, jump a line, etc.)
When money gets tights, the joke of OnlyFans always comes up. Never done it and I don't think I want to unless it was for a roleplay or something fun.
Do you fully understand that we guys (except for the truly douchebags among us) are genuinely trying to not look at, stare at, or get caught staring at, your boobs, but we really can’t help it?
I think you can help it - particularly in professional situations. But we know you're thinking about it and we appreciate the respect when we feel it.
Tell us about your Mardi Gras, or any other boob flashing, events you’ve taken part in:
As someone who lives near Mardi Gras central - the main boobs I see are drunk grandmas. Not that there's anything wrong with that but the days of Girls Gone Wild are in the past for better or worse.
ETA: What is your philosophical and psychological take on boobies? Meaning: According to Dracula, the blood is the life, but according to Hotwords, the boobs are the life. The female’s boobs attract the male, the male impregnates the female, the female has the child and nurtures it with her boobs. Without boobs, all human life on Earth stops. Weird!
I'm with you! They should be worshipped!
 
Have you ever used your breasts to raise money for a good cause? (Bikini car wash, wet t-shirt contest, fundraising calendar, etc.)
Does myself as a broke college student count as a good cause?
What do you love to do or have done to your breasts sexually/sensually?
Uhhh 🙈 a lot.
I’m not into pain, so no slapping/clamping/yanking or anything of the like. But… kissing/licking/sucking, groping/rubbing/teasing/twirling? Yes please.
Usually when I play with them myself I leave one layer of fabric between my nipples and fingers. I think maybe because it reduces friction?

Are you shy about exposing your breasts to your friends, or do you not even consider it nudity? Are you more likely to be topless than bottomless with your friends, in other words.
Believe it or not, I’m a little shy about nudity in general. I’ll be briefly topless in front of my best friend, but that’s probably it.
Does nipple play get you horny, or do nothing for you?
It has been called my cheat code before. Touch them and I’m ready to go 🤣
What is your favorite part about exposing your breasts to a guy?
They tend to be like magnets
Do you like a guy to cum on your breasts?
Yep! It’s not my top choice, but it’s up there.
Do you want him to lick it up afterward? (And none of this “only if he wants to” shit, what do YOU want him to do?
It’s not something I’d request for my benefit, but if he’s into it I’m game.
Have you ever played with another woman’s breasts to arouse a guy? (Please post the video with your response 😛)
Yes... but also I’m bi. So it wasn’t just to arouse a guy.
Has your partner ever suggested you use your boobs to get out of, or into, something? (Good table at a restaurant, get out of a ticket, jump a line, etc.)
If we’ve joked about it, it’s more likely that I brought it up.
Do you fully understand that we guys (except for the truly douchebags among us) are genuinely trying to not look at, stare at, or get caught staring at, your boobs, but we really can’t help it?
https://vocaroo.com/1jjod6rpF77P
Tell us about your Mardi Gras, or any other boob flashing, events you’ve taken part in:
One of the nights of my 3-night 18th birthday party, I drunkenly danced topless in the rain in the back yard. No one gave me beads though.
ETA: What is your philosophical and psychological take on boobies? Meaning: According to Dracula, the blood is the life, but according to Hotwords, the boobs are the life. The female’s boobs attract the male, the male impregnates the female, the female has the child and nurtures it with her boobs. Without boobs, all human life on Earth stops. Weird!
Boobs 🤔. Yes.
 
But that was a very very long time ago, and no video footage is available.
The police sketch is also acceptable to be posted. 😁
I don’t believe that guys are “genuinely trying to not look at” boobs. I think their “trying” is much more focused on getting away with it without being noticed.
This is fair. I was referring more to those times when we walk into a room, or you walk into a room and our eyes go right there. It really is a reflex. I’m seeing them before I even know what’s happening and then I’m like, “Damn! That wasn’t subtle of me”. It’s a little embarrassing and unintended. When I look, and I do look, I always try to do it subtly, but when I’m not prepared my eyes just do their own thing.

That’s all I meant.
Dumbfounded faces 🤣
You guys are easy to shock with a well timed boob flash!
Every time is like the first time.
Taking my top off is the fastest way to get an unreadonable man to come back to reality.
Definitely causes all words to trail off as our brains short out.
I've never been with a guy who was into his own cum like that, theoretically it could be hot, but I don't know in reality.
The guy doesn’t even have to be into his own cum, it’s more about being caught up in the moment and a new way to enjoy boobs. Speaking from experience. 😎
Yes... but also I’m bi. So it wasn’t just to arouse a guy.
This is something I meant to add and forgot. The women who started out trying to arouse the guy, but then found themselves aroused even more. Learned something about themselves or forgot about the guy altogether! 🤣
 
Oh? Tell me more.
I'll send you a voca one of these days
If you think that’s a great look, you should look at a man’s face when it’s between your thighs.

That’s the keys to the universe. 🤣
How am I supposed to do that when my eyes are rolling to the back of my head?
True. Best way to end a domestic discussion.
He's reads my nipples like braille
I don’t know, there has been many a boring meeting which allowed me to think about boobs as a way of relieving boredom. To be clear, it was boobs that were not present at the meeting, so I wasn’t perving out on colleagues.
I can sympathize, many a boring Sunday I've fantasized about doing unseemly things in the sacrament prep room...
 
The police sketch is also acceptable to be posted. 😁

This is fair. I was referring more to those times when we walk into a room, or you walk into a room and our eyes go right there. It really is a reflex. I’m seeing them before I even know what’s happening and then I’m like, “Damn! That wasn’t subtle of me”. It’s a little embarrassing and unintended. When I look, and I do look, I always try to do it subtly, but when I’m not prepared my eyes just do their own thing.

That’s all I meant.

Every time is like the first time.

Definitely causes all words to trail off as our brains short out.

The guy doesn’t even have to be into his own cum, it’s more about being caught up in the moment and a new way to enjoy boobs. Speaking from experience. 😎

This is something I meant to add and forgot. The women who started out trying to arouse the guy, but then found themselves aroused even more. Learned something about themselves or forgot about the guy altogether! 🤣
 
I'll send you a voca one of these days
Yay!
How am I supposed to do that when my eyes are rolling to the back of my head?
True - I love to watch a woman suck my cock, but it gets hard to focus at times.
He's reads my nipples like braille
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I can sympathize, many a boring Sunday I've fantasized about doing unseemly things in the sacrament prep room...
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I would like to say that I do feel like I spend a good amount of time and effort trying to not stare right at breasts on the ladies and I do feel like I always fail miserably and they always know. If that feels like a compliment to you, it is, and thank you for sharing. It feels like uncomfortable leering and ogling, it is, and I am sorry. But I had a young woman last night bend over forward and I saw nipple and was up half the night replaying that in my mind so I think I just have to accept they have too much power over me.
 
Have you ever used your breasts to raise money for a good cause? (Bikini car wash, wet t-shirt contest, fundraising calendar, etc.)
No, but I've never been presented with such an opportunity.

What do you love to do or have done to your breasts sexually/sensually?
Taking one in hand and circling a thumb around the nipple is a great way to start. My nipples are wonderfully sensitive, so I love all sorts of nipple play. Ranging from gentler touch to moderate pain, depending on the mood. Pinching, pulling, sucking, biting. Temperature play. I want it all.

Are you shy about exposing your breasts to your friends, or do you not even consider it nudity? Are you more likely to be topless than bottomless with your friends, in other words.
At this point in my life, situations don't arise in which I would be exposing my breasts to my friends. I'm not shy about my body, so, if we had to share a dressing room or a hotel room, I wouldn't be shy about changing in front of friends. If we were at a topless or nude beach, I'd be fine being nude with them, but I don't see any of my "real life" friends being into that. I have probably mentioned previously that our dorms in college had group showers, so it wasn't uncommon to shower at the same time as friends. At times, there would be five or six of us all getting ready to go out for the evening and showering together.

Does nipple play get you horny, or do nothing for you?
See above.

What is your favorite part about exposing your breasts to a guy?
As most women have already said, it's that initial look of captivation and excitement when they first see them.

Do you like a guy to cum on your breasts?
I have never experienced this, but it interests me greatly. I think I would love feeling his hot cum on my skin, especially on my breasts.

Do you want him to lick it up afterward? (And none of this “only if he wants to” shit, what do YOU want him to do?
I don't have a strong feeling about it at the moment. And "only if he wants to" isn't shit. If someone is really into something, it can be super sexy. So that could very much influence my feeling about it.

Have you ever played with another woman’s breasts to arouse a guy? (Please post the video with your response 😛)
I have played with another woman's breasts when a guy was around, but the primary purpose of doing so was never solely for his benefit. It was to arouse the woman and me. I'm a personal fan of threesomes with two women and a man. So the fact that the guy gets aroused is a benefit, but not the main reason.

Has your partner ever suggested you use your boobs to get out of, or into, something? (Good table at a restaurant, get out of a ticket, jump a line, etc.)
Only ever jokingly, although I'm more likely to joke about it than he is.

Do you fully understand that we guys (except for the truly douchebags among us) are genuinely trying to not look at, stare at, or get caught staring at, your boobs, but we really can’t help it?
I'd buy that you're trying not to stare or get caught looking. I don't think you're all trying not to even look.

Tell us about your Mardi Gras, or any other boob flashing, events you’ve taken part in:
I have never taken part in any public boob flashing. When I'm out in public, I'm always wearing a bra. Kinda defeats the purpose.

ETA: What is your philosophical and psychological take on boobies? Meaning: According to Dracula, the blood is the life, but according to Hotwords, the boobs are the life. The female’s boobs attract the male, the male impregnates the female, the female has the child and nurtures it with her boobs. Without boobs, all human life on Earth stops. Weird!
While blood is life, boobs keep the cycle of life moving. And bring lots of people pleasure too.
 
Are free drinks out a good cause? As a broke college student, it sure seemed like a good cause. Otherwise, no, no bikini car washes in my past.

I love when he puts lotion on them, the slow, sensual motion...the way my nipples harden from the temperature difference... it's wonderful.
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Well, there was that one time.

And it's amazing how well it worked, too. 🤭 But that was a very very long time ago, and no video footage is available.
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Boobs just are what they are. I've spent a lot of time over the past few years coming to acceptance of my body, and more specifically, my boobs. They are what they are.
From what I've seen they are beautiful!
Of course, I am a saint 😇
A male friend opened up a garage but was struggling so my best friend and I offered wet t-shirt car washes for the day.
Note to self, suggest wash motorcycle......:D
Ermm... time of month depending.
I am quite fond of harsher nipple play... clamps, biting (not to cause pain), aggressive pinching, pulling, rolling.
Other times of the month, just soft and sensual.
Mmhhmmm........"Writes down......" 🥵
Hell no. I am a flasher in real life with a couple of Proseccos behind me in the local... fuck it.
Here on Lit, I am a lot more conservative.
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Yes to cumming on my breasts.
I have never had a guy clean up but I find that idea really hot. Especially if it would mean a cummy snog after.
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I love boobs. Boobs 4ever ❤️
I couldn't agree more! :heart:
Everything, breast play is a huge turn on for me. Nothing painful or would leave bruising, but kissing, looser clamps (like a little hug but for nipples!), touching, massage, just have fun with them, ya know?
Taking notes.......

My enjoyment dances up and down the breast-spectrum. From gentle circling letting my nipples harden to the touch to pain play, clamps, etc.
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It does all the things for me. I get annoyed when they're ignored.
Note to self, don't ever ignore.:love:
I'm with you! They should be worshipped!
I'm with you on that! :heart:
Uhhh 🙈 a lot.
I’m not into pain, so no slapping/clamping/yanking or anything of the like. But… kissing/licking/sucking, groping/rubbing/teasing/twirling? Yes please.
Usually when I play with them myself I leave one layer of fabric between my nipples and fingers. I think maybe because it reduces friction?
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It has been called my cheat code before. Touch them and I’m ready to go 🤣
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Yes... but also I’m bi. So it wasn’t just to arouse a guy.
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Taking one in hand and circling a thumb around the nipple is a great way to start. My nipples are wonderfully sensitive, so I love all sorts of nipple play. Ranging from gentler touch to moderate pain, depending on the mood. Pinching, pulling, sucking, biting. Temperature play. I want it all.
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I have played with another woman's breasts when a guy was around, but the primary purpose of doing so was never solely for his benefit. It was to arouse the woman and me. I'm a personal fan of threesomes with two women and a man. So the fact that the guy gets aroused is a benefit, but not the main reason.
🥵:heart::devilish:🥵

Damn! This was hot! 🥵
 
Taking notes......and🥵

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From what I've seen they are beautiful!

Note to self, suggest wash motorcycle......:D

Mmhhmmm........"Writes down......" 🥵

🍾🍾:D

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I couldn't agree more! :heart:

Taking notes.......


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Note to self, don't ever ignore.:love:

I'm with you on that! :heart:

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Damn! This was hot! 🥵
Dude, you’re going to melt down with all those “hots”!
Somebody throw a bucket of water on that guy! 🤣
 
Have you ever used your breasts to raise money for a good cause? (Bikini car wash, wet t-shirt contest, fundraising calendar, etc.)
No, and I declare this is a travesty!
I have flashed my tits to distract my competitor during a contest so that I would reign supreme. That counts, doesn't it?

Or, if you’re a guy, have you ever paid through the nose for something because of breasts, and no, I’m not talking about your divorce 🤣, but the above suggestions?

N/A

What do you love to do or have done to your breasts sexually/sensually?

My breasts love attention. I'm a simple gal. I good old fashioned groping is hands down (ha!) my favorite. I also enjoy some nipple tugging, licking, nibbles, etc. Not too keen on acute pain, but can take a flogging.

Are you shy about exposing your breasts to your friends, or do you not even consider it nudity? Are you more likely to be topless than bottomless with your friends, in other words.

Me? Shy? Hardly. I'm a fan on being topless. I'm definitely more prone to being topless than bottomless, but am not afraid of either. My friends and I go soak in nude hot springs, so we're used to each other's bodies.

Does nipple play get you horny, or do nothing for you?

It can turn me on, but mostly I need to already be aroused to enjoy it.

What is your favorite part about exposing your breasts to a guy?

The power trip.

Do you like a guy to cum on your breasts? Do you want him to lick it up afterward? (And none of this “only if he wants to” shit, what do YOU want him to do?

I do enjoy whena guy cums on my breasts!
And him licking it off?!?! 🥵🥵🥵

Have you ever played with another woman’s breasts to arouse a guy? (Please post the video with your response 😛)

I have 😈

Has your partner ever suggested you use your boobs to get out of, or into, something? (Good table at a restaurant, get out of a ticket, jump a line, etc.)

Nah. My legs and accent are far more efficient at that.

Do you fully understand that we guys (except for the truly douchebags among us) are genuinely trying to not look at, stare at, or get caught staring at, your boobs, but we really can’t help it?

I get it. I stare at them, too.

Tell us about your Mardi Gras, or any other boob flashing, events you’ve taken part in:

Back in my uni days I used to work events. One of the biggest events I was involved with was a sexuality and health lifestyle expo. We'd get internationally renown porn stars like Jenna Jameson and Belladonna (my girl!) attending. I was usually assigned to what we called "the glamour guard" which means I'd hang with the girls as they moved through the expo.
They'd always be next to naked whilst I was fully dressed. One year Bella talked me in to walking around with them topless. I didn't last very long, as it was hella weird to be in a sea of sleazy men without my shirt. I did party with them after the event and felt way more comfortable sans top. I actually have a photo of me at that event with the girls out, and with the girls. I actually framed it and for a while it hung at my parents house 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I’ve never had a problem with nipples showing through a dress/top. I think society would benefit from not pretending that nipples don’t exist. My wife never worried about it, figured if someone had a problem with her having nipples that was their issue, not hers.
My ex had quite a different view, so I had multiple wardrobe modification systems in play always. It's a pain worrying that the slightest movement will shift the padding ect and also keep a calm smile on your face as if your not doing NASA level calculations on how your going to accomplish the most basic of tasks. Oh! Not to mention bra strap sliding. Those suckers!
 
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