Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

That and only having one of two ideas.

This is how men rule the world. Focus.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Maybe Lit guys only have two response capabilities, we either ignore each other and skip over each other on the “above you” threads, or we embrace the humor and talk about blowing each other.

Do we only have two speeds?

And, honestly, isn’t better if we can talk about blowing each other rather than competing for attention?

Wait, is it?

Aren't you still competing for attention, just a couple of you have joined forces?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I love it when I make a woman’s eyes roll up in her head.

Wow. *said sardonically*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Aren't you still competing for attention, just a couple of you have joined forces?

Yes, the only question is: which forces do you like seeing us “join”?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes, the only question is: which forces do you like seeing us “join”?

 

[Apisto42]

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[Endless_Night]

Why does this presents a ambiguous?

 

[Apisto42]

Why does this presents an ambiguous?

Because @Wand3rlust is a bit of a dirty girl possibly?

 

[Peter_Out]

No, what?

I was attempting to express the fact that I was not surprised (hence the winky).

 

[Endless_Night]

I was attempting to express the fact that I was not surprised (hence the winky).

Oh.

I feel like that should have been obvious.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Because @Wand3rlust is a bit of a dirty girl possibly?

I resemble that remark.

 

[Peter_Out]

Oh.

I feel like that should have been obvious.

To be fair, I'm rarely obvious, and writing can often lead to nuance being missed, so no worries

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Nope. Well, yes - because you really don’t need to be afraid of them. Either they are going to leave you alone (no need to worry) or they’re going to maim the shit out of you (worry about it then) or you’re dead (no need to worry).

I love the 3 possibilities alternating between no need to worry, worry, and back again.

Laughed extra hard on the 3rd, your dead possibility, no need to worry. It's absolutely true, yet I find it hilarious set up in this way

(Dry humor is my favorite, so that explains why I don't laugh at horror flicks) noooo

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dry humor is my favorite, so that explains why I don't laugh at horror flicks

Because horror movie humor is wet and splattery?

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Because horror movie humor is wet and splattery?

Precisely!!!!

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Precisely!!!!

Though, I'm fine with watching medical videos with all manner of blood and gore.
Hmmm.
That's kinda weird.

Real blood okay ....
Fake blood not?

I cannot explain why I am this way....may need to talk to a professional....