Come on. Let's talk numbers.

When I was eighteen I masterbated to orgasm 18 times in a single twenty four hour period. After about the sixth time there was no ejaculate and It did get very hard to stay awake toward the end, after so much activity and being up for 23 hours.

Oh. My. God.

I'm sorry, and please don't take this the wrong way, but... bahahaha. I just have this mental picture of your cold dead body on some coroner's lab table, ruled "Death by masturbation." lol Gawd. Did you see spots before your eyes? This sounds all sorts of painful and yet intriguing at the same time. Since I didn't learn about the joys of masturbation until I was 24-ish (yes, seriously), I often wonder what I would've done had I explored my secret places in my teen years.


On another note... I looked up and found out that Renee Zelweperson got up to a size 14 for Bridget Jones. Now you all must think I'm a size 14. (not that there's anything wrong with that) I'd just figured with Hollywood bimbos being a size 0 or 2, that she got up to a 6 or 8, which is what I am. Oops!


Again, thanks everyone for responding. My, erm, research is finished. However, feel free to continue to add your numbers if you feel so inclined to do so. ;)
 
And just for what it's worth, why would anyone bother to lie about it?

The numbers I read that gave me pause were written in a personals ad I found on craigslist. I'm just pretty skeptical to believe some of what's written in many of those ads, but they sure were, erm... interesting to read! lol

And, seriously, I really was reading for research purposes. I should be submitting the story to Lit sometime this week once I finish polishing it.
 
Well the most with a woman is 5 times but as I remember I could have kept on going but she got tired poor love.

As for on my own on a day off with my cam, that would be a lot more but I've never thought to count before now.

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One time I went through seven condoms in one night with my ex-wife (before we were married).
Now I am usually lucky if I can do it twice in a row. I think she broke me. But I make up for it with tongue and fingers.
 
numbers turn me on... let's start again... 1...
 
What's Special about Numbers?

0 is the additive identity.

1 is the multiplicative identity.

2 is the only even prime.

3 is the number of spatial dimensions we live in.

4 is the smallest number of colors sufficient to color all planar maps.

5 is the number of Platonic solids.
 
I'm female. My record in one night is eleven times. It was fairly recently, with a partner.
 
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