Lance Hardrock
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VickyBee said:ha! good one
and i sincerely want to be fucked - now who is the fucked one around here?
and I sincerely want to fuck you, VeeBee.
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and I sincerely want to fuck you, VeeBee.
george55 said:...
oh good morning Vickie, sorry about the dirty laundry.....
What dirty laundry?!? I thought you didn't wear long johns!
Wellllll ...george55 said:I'm at a loss here......first he attacks me; southern men don't wear long johns, then he makes fun of husby......and the man has never said a unkind word; nor kind one that I know of here on Lit.....
... I've always thought it best to stay neutral ... neither republican nor democrat ... not conservative or liberal .. straight down the middle. So if I start being kind, then people will expect me to be unkind to ... which would, my southernly gentlemanly manily, make me a hypocrit if I did that! HOLD THE PRESSES ... HOLD THE FRIGGIN' PRESSES!!! Mister human erection boy wants to sincerely fuck another person with 2 legs and a hole ...Lance Hardrock said:
... again ...
... and again ...
... and again and again and again!
I don't know dude. I think you need to have a seriously long conversation with gawd when you go to bed tonight. There's got to be a lifetime warranty issue as far as number of times you can use that bad boy before it just falls off and withers to nothingness!
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TomOne said:I don't know dude. I think you need to have a seriously long conversation with gawd when you go to bed tonight. There's got to be a lifetime warranty issue as far as number of times you can use that bad boy before it just falls off and withers to nothingness!
I'm working on that very thing.... trying to see how often I can use it before it falls off.
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VickyBee said:the tongue has 6 times more sensitivity than any other part of the body
.....i am a sensitive girl.....
no wonder it makes the journey.........through the corals of our minds...............
"catch me if you can"
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VickyBee said:i need a lover....
but now i have to go online
see you later alligator
thanks for the company
circles that you find........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiFeGqaEphU
Can we start a bettin' line on this. I'm sayin' another 154 oughtta about do it.Lance Hardrock said:I'm working on that very thing.... trying to see how often I can use it before it falls off.
Speak for yourself dude. My farts generally manage to escape out before they get old!george55 said:Hi there V...............just a bunch of old farts enjoying life.......
george55 said:
WHAT THE HELL'S WITH ALL THIS WE SPEAK ALL THE SUDDEN!!!Mornin' Veebs!!!
Pay no mind to george ... or lancy boy, for that matter. I'm immensely interesting in person, I'm not an old fart, and you can do whatever you'd like with my ever so sensitive tongue!
Oh ... and lancys dick is falling off next week! Vegas says so!
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Tommie; .......Lance and I were doing quite well over in this corner of the universe.......being nice and civil........until you came a waltzing......now we are listening to diatribes about penal length and longevity...gases....et.al..........TomOne said:Can we start a bettin' line on this. I'm sayin' another 154 oughtta about do it.
Speak for yourself dude. My farts generally manage to escape out before they get old!
Mornin' Veebs!!!
Pay no mind to george ... or lancy boy, for that matter. I'm immensely interesting in person, I'm not an old fart, and you can do whatever you'd like with my ever so sensitive tongue!
Oh ... and lancys dick is falling off next week! Vegas says so!
Wellllllll ...george55 said:Tommie; .......Lance and I were doing quite well over in this corner of the universe.......being nice and civil........until you came a waltzing......now we are listening to diatribes about penal length and longevity...gases....et.al..........
... I wasn't going to go there ... but since you brought it up, exactly what were you and lancy doing together in this corner of the universe together ... and did Veebs enjoy watching you 2?!? Anyway ... I've known veebs a long time. If I wanna cum on her thread, I'll just have at it, ya know.
'tween you and I, I'd really rather cum on her, but that's not real practical right now!btw ... are you still going to enjoy lancy after his dick falls off?!?
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TomOne said:Wellllllll ...
Anyway ... I've known veebs a long time. If I wanna cum on her thread, I'll just have at it, ya know.
btw ... are you still going to enjoy lancy after his dick falls off?!?
I so enjoy setting myself up just to laugh at your retorts!!!!!!
sorry Lance.........
Yeah ... wellllllllll ... I'm gonna be kinda busy for the next lil' while. The mods have asked me to give my inputs on a proper funeral arrangements for poor lancys dick. I'm planning on making it quite an affair ... big wake ... balloons ... lots of drinkin' ... ... ... !george55 said:I so enjoy setting myself up just to laugh at your retorts!!!!!!
sorry Lance.........
Wanna sign up as a casket bearer?!? again ... just between you and I ... I think it could prob'ly be just a single casket bearer here ... but I think we'll give it 2 just to make lancy boy feel better!
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