Damn!VickyBee said:
I do like the way you think girl! 
TomOne said:Damn!
I think you're the sort of woman I could start having sex with today and probably not stop for a good year or two.
Then we might have to stop and take a shower and maybe eat or somethin'!
Ya know ... you are one of the very few women in the world who could ask me if they could eat crisps while letting me doggy fuck you ... and somehow it sounds incredibly enticing.VickyBee said:don't deprive me from my food!
can't i have some crisps while you fuck me from behind??
Can you still moan while eating crisps?!?
TomOne said:Ya know ... you are one of the very few women in the world who could ask me if they could eat crisps while letting me doggy fuck you ... and somehow it sounds incredibly enticing.
In fact ... now that I think about it ... you're probably the ONLY one!
Actually, I am, if I do say so myself. But don't tell anybody. There's a bunch of hungry ass pigs around here on occassion.VickyBee said:but you are such a good cook
(and so by the way - i see myself as a south african)
TomOne said:Actually, I am, if I do say so myself. But don't tell anybody. There's a bunch of hungry ass pigs around here on occassion.
And that's right. I forgot you consider yourself south african. That explains why you're so obnoxious. How the hell do the netherlandese put up with you anyway!
See ... some people don't like the fact that your georginians always speak in half sentences and then just trail off in a long series of ...........'s. I on the other hand rather appreciate it george. It allows me to step in within my mind and finish off the sentence for you. Like ... take this case. I made it into "truer words have only been spoken by a 2 bit whore after she had a miserable ass doinkin' by a lousy stinky ass limp dicked drunk john and blurted out That was the worst FUCK I've ever had you maggot!!!"george55 said:
VickyBee said:calling me a whore now Tom???
i am the only one allowed to do that
but seeing as you went all flaccid on me i can understand why i would say so
good evening S! ..........
hello Peeper - how are you
VickyBee said:calling me a whore now Tom???
i am the only one allowed to do that
but seeing as you went all flaccid on me i can understand why i would say so
good evening S! ..........
hello Peeper - how are you
george55 said:Ma'am, I'll have you know that most people of the southern persuasion don't rightly consider Florida to be a part of said genteelness......as proven by our friend........
never would I stoop..........
Welllllll ... it wasn't how I meant it ... but if I did, I also called myself a maggot, I guess!VickyBee said:
Lance Hardrock said:Pay no attention to Tommytoes. He's always flaccid.
I on the other hand am called Mr. Erecto-man for a very good reason.
How you doing, baby?
Speaking of maggots ........... ... in front of a 2 bit whore wearing a 14 inch strap-on ...george55 said:
Wellllll ...VickyBee said:
... just so we paint as complete of a picture as possible, I doink pretty damned good too!
TomOne said:Welllllll ... it wasn't how I meant it ... but if I did, I also called myself a maggot, I guess!
Personally, I'd much rather be a whore than a maggot.
there ya go george. Now it's your turn to finish one off!
... in front of a 2 bit whore wearing a 14 inch strap-on ...
... unless it was well lubricated and she was calling me her bitcho-slut-boy!
See george! I'm tellin' ya ... it's a lot of fun!
Wellllll ...
Happy Tuesday Sweet Stuff!
