Compendium of drivel

[Cheri]

What word or phrase would you like to never see again on Lit?

 

[LordMagicMan]

BDSM... bd part is fine its the sm that i dont like.

 

[LordMagicMan]

oh and that person i wouldnt mind never seeing again is that freak that makes threads that say purr? and meow...

 

[Problem Child]

purr

and...

meow

 

[LordMagicMan]

purrr and meow

 

[Problem Child]

I'm bored

if your so fuckin bored, go read a book

you've got mail

yeah, usually a little green arrow at the bottom of the screen alerts me to that.

foreskins? love 'em or hate 'em?

I like mine, but fuck if I know where it is...

ladies, how sensitive is your clitoris?

if you're asking this question, you obviously have meat cleavers for hands.

What are everybodies favorite positions?

well, i think taxation without representation is a drag...

ad infinitum.....



[Edited by Problem Child on 03-27-2001 at 09:28 PM]

 

[MinkSoul]

Chartruse...

it's such an ugly color.....



oh yea.... and Puce....



nice color but i Hate that name...

 

[Cheri]

Goodbye forever

 

[Nicole]

Oh okay bye then *waving*




Owwwwwwww, Okay okay already sorry. Geesh is that a hard question or what.

I would like to never see the wording ..... Lets all expose _____________ (insert name) for the Troll they are.

It's old and boring now, Learn to ignore and they soon go, feed their hunger and they'll stay.

 

[Cheri]

Would you like to see me naked?

 

[DarlingBri]

Any posts that troll for "how popular am I?" comments.

Posts of the "me too!" variety from those who can't stand to have attention deflected from themselves:

A: I have cancer
B: I have worse cancer. I found out right after my family was killed in a plane crash. I tried to kill myself, but luckily I suvived. By the way, does anyone want to see me naked?

You know what I mean


[Edited by DarlingBri on 03-28-2001 at 04:59 AM]

 

[Cheyenne]

"snuggles"
((((((hugs))))))
Asian women sex squealing
troll

 

[DarlingBri]

{{{{{{{{{Cheyenne}}}}}}}

Wanna see me naked?

*snuggles*

 

[Cheyenne]

YYYYYEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHHHH!
*running away screaming, hands over her ears*

 

[DarlingBri]

I ran away screaming once. It was much worse than this. It was after the plane crash. I was in it, and nobody else survived... they all went goodbye forever... and the chartruse plane was one fire and then my puppy got run over by a puce fire truck.

Now everyone who wants to see me naked come snuggle me.

 

[Ally C]

Any Latin sig lines. I think they are pretentious and give a false sense of intelligence to those who use them. I don't know Latin at all. Only little bits and pieces I come across now and then.



Any Latin sig lines with an appended English word or two are acceptable however.

 

[April]

All of the above. Except for the one mail thread we have. Because, PC, I don't know if I have mail unless someone tells me or I go look. No little green arrows here.

 

[Madame Pandora]

purr...meow...Pfffft

I only get one word?

Can it be a proper noun?

Because I just sent PC mail when I was bored telling him that my favorite position was on his lap hovering in such a way that my incredibly sensitive clitoris would rub against his foreskin.

Then I sent a goodbye forever letter to Cheri, with a pic of my naked bottom.

DarlingBri, I am deeply hurt by your post the most because I was once in a plane crash AND I have cancer AND I am now thinking of killing myself. But before I do this, please send me some money so that I don't get deported back to Miami. My Spanish is rusty and I might end up in Cuba without a Visa. I spent all morning crying, until I suddenly realized that I could just sign on and ask if anyone wants to see me naked and forget all about my trolling for attention/pity/compliments. You're a terrible, miserable person and how dare you bring reality and truth into my whiny little spotlight.

Nicole, I know which troll you really are, so hush or I'll sick Deb on ya.

Well, I'm off now to buy a collar and leash for LordMagicMan and maybe a nice riding crop...

Oh...and Ally C - Spero nos familiares mansuros

MP

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why don't you register?

 

[KillerMuffin]

"Hello, Patryn." Enough already.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...I take back my above post...there actually IS something...and it's not a proper noun.

"Look! I just hit X number of posts."

Whenever I see this, I mentally defer to the wisdom of that funky sage, Purple Haze.

"Whip-Dee-Fucking-Do"

MP

 

[DarlingBri]

I'd like to add...

All the twee crap:

People who attemp to hug me in a post when we've never even crossed on a previous thread. I don't hug, but if we've never even "spoken," get the hell off me.

The word "cute." It isn't.

Giggling. Why do women WRITE that they're doing this? It's fucking stupid enough in real life. Don't TELL PEOPLE you're acting like an idiot.

This is very theraputic. I'll be back

 

[bluntforcemama]

Any phrase that berates another Lit member, and we're all guilty of it.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: I'd like to add...

Giggling. Why do women WRITE that they're doing this? It's fucking stupid enough in real life. Don't TELL PEOPLE you're acting like an idiot.

Ditto! Add that one to my list, too. Especially when the giggle is the ONLY thing posted! I find myself listening for the leaking air from the airhead at that point.

 

[April]

*giggles wildly*