Con artist has best Republican stock market gains

[Rightguide]

So, you've not moved it at the same time that you're doing the "Chicken Little?"

Lit sheep:

http://www.worldculturepictorial.com/images/content/stockmarket_bull_turned_bear.jpg

 

[richard_daily]

Remember when Than Negro President was inaugurated and you immediately claimed to have pulled all of your money out of the stock market and invested it in gold (and Glenn Beck's "freedom seeds") because Armageddon was nigh?

....and then 6 years later when the price of gold was in the toilet you told us you never actually got around to selling your mutual funds, that your savvy investment strategery made you tremendous profits? Enough profit so you wouldn't have to work anymore unloading semi trailers in the bitter cold (but you still do).

Your poor squaw will still have to work a few more years though, until you qualify for Medicare. Someone's gotta carry insurance in your teepee.

He's currently loading up his "portfolio" with bitcoin.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He's currently loading up his "portfolio" with bitcoin.

Did someone say....AJ's Portfolio?

AJ's portfolio is quite diverse:

• Chinese panda coin - 1/4 ounce $517.00
• Money market fund - $117.83
• Pacific Rim mid-cap fund - $315.00
• Gold nugget - 1 ounce - $1195.00
• Princess Di Beanie Baby, New With Tags - $20,000.00
• Spider-Man #1, VGC condition - $4,500.00
• Glenn Beck Freedom Seeds - $399.99
• Franklin Mint Limited Edition Elvis plates (1999) - $17,200 (est)
• "Tonto, The Lone Ranger's faithful Indian companion" metal lunch box (1961) - $85,000 (est)
• Millennium Barbie Y2K Edition (used) - $1,100
• Swank Men's Magazine collection (1967 - 1971) - $201
• Mein Kampf - First German Edition, Autographed - $15,599 (est)
• Postage Stamps of the Third Reich (complete) - $17.47
• Vintage 1971 McDonalds Uniform ("AJ" embroidered on right pocket) - $110.00
• McDonalds "Five Years Service" pin - $6.00
• The Clash "Rock The Casbah" 45 RPM record - $25.00
• The Cars "Candy-O" 8 track cartridge - $10.00