concrete or cement vibrator

[trainnv]

Has anyone ever used or read about the use of a concrete vibrator.

Are they too strong or viariable in power. Does it produce a nice sesation for a woman or is it to strong?

Are the lowd

 

[center_stage]

A cement vibrator? Is this thread for real? I would think that would be so heavy.

 

[fgarvb1]

You are going to kill somene dumbass!

 

[rosco rathbone]

If you plan on burying her in a thick slab so that the dogs never find her, it ought to work quite well.

 

[center_stage]

If you plan on burying her in a thick slab so that the dogs never find her, it ought to work quite well.

LMAO.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Planning on doing some patio work, are you? Concrete vibrators are heavy duty tools used in construction to remove bubbles from and level concrete. They probably don't have a warning label on them...warning, do not insert into humans...but I'm sure they didn't think anyone would be so stupid.

ETA: In case you are that stupid:

- Yes, they are too strong
- No, do not use it on or in a woman or man

 

[Eilan]

Planning on doing some patio work, are you? Concrete vibrators are heavy duty tools used in construction to remove bubbles from and level concrete. They probably don't have a warning label on them...warning, do not insert into humans...but I'm sure they didn't think anyone would be so stupid.

My husband's response to this thread was similar to yours.

 

[LadyJeanne]

My husband's response to this thread was similar to yours.

 

[Eilan]

I prefer a spin cycle myself. Except our new washer's not good for that kind of thing.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I stick to the battery-operated appliances...

 

[EJFan]

I stick to the battery-operated appliances...

they make battery operated washing machines?

 

[Ezzy]

they make battery operated washing machines?

And dryers?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Erm, hand-held appliances...


http://www.mypleasure.com/store/assets/product_images/1052.jpg

 

[EJFan]

Erm, hand-held appliances...


http://www.mypleasure.com/store/assets/product_images/1052.jpg

OH!

 

[Sportland]

I work in the concrete field and that would probably A) cause serious bleeding and damage or b) DEATH!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!

 

[LadyJeanne]

I work in the concrete field and that would probably A) cause serious bleeding and damage or b) DEATH!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!

I just thought this warning should be given proper emphasis.

 

[Eilan]

I just thought this warning should be given proper emphasis.

Darwin Award, anyone?

BTW, welcome back, LadyJeanne.

 

[Nightbird]

I'm thinking this is a thread started by a troll trying to be funny.

I mean after all look at the expert spelling this moron on parade used.

Gene pool needs some chlorine

 

[BlueATHeart]

Oh yeah I can just see taking this thing into the bedroom!

All 12,500 rpm of it!

http://i17.ebayimg.com/01/i/06/d4/45/18_1.JPG

 

[LadyJeanne]

Darwin Award, anyone?

BTW, welcome back, LadyJeanne.

Thanks - it feels good to be back, oddly enough...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh yeah I can just see taking this thing into the bedroom!

All 12,500 rpm of it!

http://i17.ebayimg.com/01/i/06/d4/45/18_1.JPG

You think that might wake the neighbors?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Has anyone ever used or read about the use of a concrete vibrator.

Are they too strong or viariable in power. Does it produce a nice sesation for a woman or is it to strong?

Are the lowd

I'm curious. Where did you get this idea about concrete vibrators?

 

[mikeofokc]

Seriously, you gotta love this thread

Hey, lets take this question seriously. I mean after you start playing with those hand held toys you begin to loose sensitivity and need bigger and better toys. This cement vibrator seems a good next step. Next of course you then can graduate to the vibrating walk behind soil compactor, then the famous air jack hammer for cement demolition, the riding road compactor and finally riding the nose cone of the Saturn B1b moon rocket.

I love this site. It is great. I dont care if it was a joke or a real question being asked but it gave me a smile no matter what. And as a guy who thinks that substituting the human finger or tongue with a toy or vibrator of any size or type, then I find this thread even more reason for a great laugh.

Great responses folks. I love it.

 

[cowboy911]

wow

I can tell you you do not I repeat do not want to use any sort of concrete vibrator on you body!

I pour concrete for a living and they are very strong, you cannot hang on to it with your hand, it hurts if it bumps your toe.

But hey if you want to try it go for it, I just think that might be extreme!

 

[TBKahuna123]

I can tell you you do not I repeat do not want to use any sort of concrete vibrator on you body!

I pour concrete for a living and they are very strong, you cannot hang on to it with your hand, it hurts if it bumps your toe.

But hey if you want to try it go for it, I just think that might be extreme!

Hey cowboy, wanna come over and help me lay my new driveway?