Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[herrdrier]

Middle school gym class, climbing the ropes. In front of the entire class. I climbed up and down that rope several times until it went down.

 

[mortis]

Recently we went on a vacation and were slow dancing and then her friend came over to cut in she could feel the thickness in my slacks. I was not embarrassed.

 

[XXVIII]

We were at the gym and I forgot to bring a pair of underwear to put on after my shower. The pants I had for afterwards were pretty thin and lightweight, so any light breeze against me would show the outline of my cock.
The wife wanted to run into a store to grab some supplies and of course, the rubbing of the fabric against my cock started to get me hard. Had to continually look for the emptier aisles!

 

[Dubinsky]

I was in junior high, undoubtedly chubbed, when a formidably sexy girl named Anna looked back at me as I came into the after-school school newspaper meeting. She smiled. At ME! Girls like Anna didn't smile at me.

"How's it hangin?" she asked me. I stood there, speechless, but then she went on smiling. "To the right, I see."

I was mortified.

 

[LizVegas79]

I was in junior high, undoubtedly chubbed, when a formidably sexy girl named Anna looked back at me as I came into the after-school school newspaper meeting. She smiled. At ME! Girls like Anna didn't smile at me.

"How's it hangin?" she asked me. I stood there, speechless, but then she went on smiling. "To the right, I see."

I was mortified.

I remember walking down the halls in high school counting all the boners I could see in all the guys' pants. I was basically invisible in high school until my junior year so it was pretty easy to keep looking until I was sure and get away with it. I forget what my high number was. I remember there were lots of days over 100 though.

So, did you ever talk to her again? Did you get her pregnant later that day in a closet and end up marrying her? Are you still together, or divorced now?

Deets please! Please! I want to know!

 

[Dubinsky]

I remember walking down the halls in high school counting all the boners I could see in all the guys' pants. I was basically invisible in high school until my junior year so it was pretty easy to keep looking until I was sure and get away with it. I forget what my high number was. I remember there were lots of days over 100 though.

So, did you ever talk to her again? Did you get her pregnant later that day in a closet and end up marrying her? Are you still together, or divorced now?

Deets please! Please! I want to know!

We became friends of sorts; she and I were in the same language class for four years, a class which winnowed down from like thirty freshmen to just four of us doing AP. So we were cordial and well-acquainted. But she hung out in a VASTLY different friend group than I did. She was super-cool, and I was not.

She ended up dating my track coach's son, and the rumor was they were discovered (by the coach) fucking mightily in his foyer one day. As soon as I heard about it, I started visualizing: I'd been in that foyer before, and there were only so many ways they could have been doing it.

So my lingering mental image of her involves her bent over Coach's antique hall-tree, taking it sturdily from behind.

 

[Scotchlander]

This happened many years ago and my first year at work in the companies dining room.

I had a crush on the older lady that dished out the food. She was blonde and very sexy. I could never take my eyes of her and she knew it.

This particular day she was wearing something sexy and I unfortunately got an erection while having my soup and it would just not go away

After each course we had to return our bowls and plates etc to the wash area. I tried to limp up and hope it would not be noticed. As soon as I got up two of the ladies (including the blonde) knew I was about to collect my main course, so got ready to serve me.

I looked up as I walked up hoping they would be looking at my face and not the front of my jeans. They were both looking right at my boner and both had a look of horror and then started laughing

I was so embarrassed and beetroot red Collected my meal and got away from there as quickly as I could before others could see.

But I think they were impressed and would flirt and tease me and hopefully got wet thinking of my much younger hard cock had got hard for them.

I masturbated loads thinking about both those older ladies.

 

[Intrigued42]

Worst, most embarrassing boner in public was at age 12 or 13. 7th grade math class. First period, homeroom teacher with an amazing, petite, hot body. At that age I could wank before school, but still had plenty of "go". Early morning wank. Homeroom. Lecture, instruction, then quiet individual work. Mind racing, blood boiling. I mean, she had this form-fitting, hip-hugging, show-all-the curves dress on in school! This petite spinner was all of 24 and I was sporting a raging boner that was not going down unless I did something about it. Not one to ever ask for a favor, I took a textbook I had and covered up the best I could to request a bathroom pass. Not sure if I got away unscathed but if she noticed, she didn't show it. I like to think that she might have as our desks hid nothing and it was in the age of the Beatles and tight pants for the lads. Hope you're reading this in your nursing home, Mademoiselle Denny. Very hot math class as I recall.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

I've had a few embarrassing boners on the subway. Hard on under jeans. Women just look and smile at me but it's humiliating and erotic all at the same time.

 

[drobert44]

I was 11; dancing with a cutie, has no idea what my dick was doing.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I was 11; dancing with a cutie, has no idea what my dick was doing.

Oh, that’s cute!

 

[Vitriolhack]

This happened many years ago and my first year at work in the companies dining room.

I had a crush on the older lady that dished out the food. She was blonde and very sexy. I could never take my eyes of her and she knew it.

This particular day she was wearing something sexy and I unfortunately got an erection while having my soup and it would just not go away

After each course we had to return our bowls and plates etc to the wash area. I tried to limp up and hope it would not be noticed. As soon as I got up two of the ladies (including the blonde) knew I was about to collect my main course, so got ready to serve me.

I looked up as I walked up hoping they would be looking at my face and not the front of my jeans. They were both looking right at my boner and both had a look of horror and then started laughing

I was so embarrassed and beetroot red Collected my meal and got away from there as quickly as I could before others could see.

But I think they were impressed and would flirt and tease me and hopefully got wet thinking of my much younger hard cock had got hard for them.

I masturbated loads thinking about both those older ladies.

Don’t “beat” yourself up (or maybe do ) I am quite sure that the women were flattered.

 

[Vitriolhack]

This is a fun thread!

As guys, common gym showers are the worst. Oh my, getting a boner there is, ahem, not always appropriate!

Alas, there were a few showers where I was forced to turn the dial to cold, and if it wasn’t quick enough, go to FUCKING freezing position to induce the “shrinkage” effect.

“Just like at a Nordic spa, all part of my hot cold skin care treatment,” I would say!

 

[YourSecretDesires]

This is a fun thread!

As guys, common gym showers are the worst. Oh my, getting a boner there is, ahem, not always appropriate!

Alas, there were a few showers where I was forced to turn the dial to cold, and if it wasn’t quick enough, go to FUCKING freezing position to induce the “shrinkage” effect.

“Just like at a Nordic spa, all part of my hot cold skin care treatment,” I would say!

Wow! I'm not sure I ever had a shower boner, I was probably too terrified. Homophobia was rampant at that age and in those days.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Oh, I forgot this one. I was 19 and had to go for a checkup. But it was not my usual doctor as I was at college. Well this doctor was a female, good looking too. So when the pants-down-and-cough part of the exam happened, you'd better believe I sprang into action. I was trying not to but the more I thought about it the more blood flowed there. She was a pro about it though.

 

[Dudeqwe]

Senior yr HS Physics class. One of my crushes was in this class at the table in front of me. We were working on a lab and she was kneeling on her chair with her elbows on the table. My field of vision was completely full of her ass hugged by Levi 501's.

Problem: It was laundry day and the only thing I had to wear was a pair of nylon basketball shorts. And you guessed it...commando.

My 18 yr old member lasted about 5 min before the embarrassing boner showed itself. Nylon shorts were NO help. I tented with every inch. I scooted forward and hugged my table hoping nobody would see. During class, she walked past me and put her hand on my shoulder "you okay"? Soft eyes, sweater hugging her boobs. FML. I'm surprised I didn't nut in my shorts.

I had to put my textbook in front of me to beat down said 'rection. Finally subsided.

Texted about it with her years later when we were both married. She never knew and was pissed that I never told her in HS.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Senior yr HS Physics class. One of my crushes was in this class at the table in front of me. We were working on a lab and she was kneeling on her chair with her elbows on the table. My field of vision was completely full of her ass hugged by Levi 501's.

Problem: It was laundry day and the only thing I had to wear was a pair of nylon basketball shorts. And you guessed it...commando.

My 18 yr old member lasted about 5 min before the embarrassing boner showed itself. Nylon shorts were NO help. I tented with every inch. I scooted forward and hugged my table hoping nobody would see. During class, she walked past me and put her hand on my shoulder "you okay"? Soft eyes, sweater hugging her boobs. FML. I'm surprised I didn't nut in my shorts.

I had to put my textbook in front of me to beat down said 'rection. Finally subsided.

Texted about it with her years later when we were both married. She never knew and was pissed that I never told her in HS.

I was going to comment "she knew what she was doing" when she touched your shoulder but apparently not! Which makes it hotter anyway. Must have been a fun jackoff that night (or sooner, ha).

 

[YourSecretDesires]

When I was about 22 I was out with a group of friends including a young baddie, she was 20. Everyone wanted her. I was dressed to the 9s in a sharp suit and looked good.

Got pretty drunk and was talking to her at the bar. Our conversation must have gotten sexual because I had a huge hard on under my pants. I think she was teasing me a bit.

At some point she gestured with her hands while talking. Her hand dropped and brushed against my cock. We had a moment where we were just staring. But I was so hammered I said "I've got to go home, I'm too drunk." Which was true.

We never truly hooked up, there were other close calls like that though.

 

[bobb_sledd]

In boot camp when you’re woken at zero-dark-thirty in the morning everyone falls in online at attention in just skivvies. It was not unusual for one's morning wood to also be standing at attention.

 

[Scotchlander]

In my very first job we used to go the canteen for lunch. I was attracted to one of the ladies, who was probably old enough to be my Mother. I used to fantasise about her and get embarrassed and red faced when I saw her. At least once I left the table with my cock very hard and I know she noticed.

 

[lauramilf]

An embarrassing story of mine was on holiday one year playing with myself in the toilet not giving much thought to how absorbent my bottoms were only to discover that sometime after leaving the bathroom a wet patch had formed and was very clearly visible to everyone.

I had to make out like I had had an accident and go change but I felt very embarrassed and naughty knowing the truth and often wonder how many others suspected.

 

[bookworm69]

Day-dreaming at my desk when a colleague handed me some paperwork and unexpectedly came too close as she saw my pants fully tented. Her eyes widened and her mouth formed a perfect "O" in surprise.

 

[Highwayczar]

I was tent camping with some friends when a freak storm came through with snow and freezing temperatures. They invited me to sleep on the couch in their heated camp trailer and I thankfully agreed. Apparently it was hotter than I am used to sleeping and I had unzipped my sleeping bag and was laying on my back uncovered when I woke up to my friends wife saying you better cover that up before you put someone’s eye out. The head of my morning wood was poking out from the waistband of my briefs.