Confessing and sharing a secret

[Chris_131]

Okay, here is my situation in a nutshell.

I am not a regular poster here (obviously), though I have lurked for a long time. I am in desperate need of a woman to open up to about something...but it has got to be the right woman. She should be 1) very open minded, 2) smart, and also 3) just a compassionate soul at heart. Bonus points if you are a little older (though that is not really that critical if the other qualities are there).

Basically, something completely stunning happened to me and I need somebody who can be a good listener and help me sort of process it all. No, it's nothing mean or violent or anything like that....just, stunning. That's the word that comes to mind.

Please drop me a note if you can talk. Ideally it would be great if we could IM or perhaps talk via Skype because I prefer more tactile forms of communication than emailing...but I recognize that requires mutual comfort and I am flexible.

Anyhow...help!!!

 

[Othermoose]

Stunning as in an alien told you the meaning of life or stunning as in your boss blew you at work?

 

[ElijaRDC]

I doubt anyone will be stunned. Here at Lit, we're a pretty jaded bunch.

 

[Christopher2012]

This young new Chris shall take my place. For he has the literacy and right mind for the job.

It just sucks for you that a lot of people are going to think you're my alt because now everybody is going to hate your guts. =P

 

[quietlylooking]

This young new Chris shall take my place. For he has the literacy and right mind for the job.

It just sucks for you that a lot of people are going to think you're my alt because now everybody is going to hate your guts. =P

It had not crossed my mind that he could be an alt of yours... but now after seeing your post here, I somehow think he could very well be.

(How do you know he is young?)

 

[aace714]

I doubt anyone will be stunned. Here at Lit, we're a pretty jaded bunch.

Elija those tits of yours are quite stunning

 

[GauchoMan]

Elija those tits of yours are quite stunning

I'm in complete agreement with you wrt those breasts .... but .... did you notice that Smile ? ( aaahhh ... the promise of being naughty and so much more )

But the pity is that she will " not respond to your PMs"

Life can be so Cruel sometimes :-(

* I think the OP shall complain to the Mods cos we hijacked his thread *

 

[Christopher2012]

It had not crossed my mind that he could be an alt of yours... but now after seeing your post here, I somehow think he could very well be.

(How do you know he is young?)

It's not me. I'm telling you it's not me. I really don't care if you believe it or not. I'm telling people who may actually wonder.

I don't know his age. I was being facetious. You took that way too seriously.

 

[Chris_131]

Just bumping my old thread. Does anyone happen to be online this afternoon?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Okay, here is my situation in a nutshell.

I am not a regular poster here (obviously), though I have lurked for a long time. I am in desperate need of a woman to open up to about something...but it has got to be the right woman. She should be 1) very open minded, 2) smart, and also 3) just a compassionate soul at heart. Bonus points if you are a little older (though that is not really that critical if the other qualities are there).

Basically, something completely stunning happened to me and I need somebody who can be a good listener and help me sort of process it all. No, it's nothing mean or violent or anything like that....just, stunning. That's the word that comes to mind.

Please drop me a note if you can talk. Ideally it would be great if we could IM or perhaps talk via Skype because I prefer more tactile forms of communication than emailing...but I recognize that requires mutual comfort and I am flexible.

Anyhow...help!!!

You should ask your mom to listen, she probably cares more about your first non self induced ejaculate than the rest of us. Since you kept a sample she could probably tell if it's normal as well.

I would much rather hear about aliens though, maybe you had an x-files experience, that would be worth listening to!

 

[Chris_131]

Nudge...like a bump, only gentler.

 

[Chris_131]

Another bump

 

[Chris_131]

Oops, accidentally bumped this. My apologies.

 

[Chris_131]

Just another shameless self bump. Anyone around today and interested in talking?

 

[lowphat]

Just another shameless self bump. Anyone around today and interested in talking?

Not to be a dick, but if you haven't "Processed" this by now, it don't need processing.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

You should ask your mom to listen, she probably cares more about your first non self induced ejaculate than the rest of us. Since you kept a sample she could probably tell if it's normal as well.

I would much rather hear about aliens though, maybe you had an x-files experience, that would be worth listening to!

I clicked on this thread because I knew Iceprincess could never resist an opening post such as this! I was not disappointed! Ha ha ha ha

 

[Iceprincess12]

I clicked on this thread because I knew Iceprincess could never resist an opening post such as this! I was not disappointed! Ha ha ha ha

I must have swallowed that day...very bitter tongue

 

[sybarite_1]

I confess I have no secret to share...