Confession Time!!! It"s True!!!

It's just a bunch of nonsense. Is there some deep meaning in this thread?
You're gonna have to spell it out for me.



there is, darling. spread your legs as far as possible. bend over as far as possible and look up your own asshole. all will be revealed.
 
there is, darling. spread your legs as far as possible. bend over as far as possible and look up your own asshole. all will be revealed.

Now, now. I'm sure that's just the heart disease talking. Play nice, or i won't.
 
That's right.. The fight is right here, old... whatever the fuck you are..

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whatever i am is a proud, out front faggot...just like the past 50 years. the very idea that you think you can somehow intimidate me....bitch, please. i've got no fight with anybody, including your drag queen girlfriend. but anyone who wants to go toe to toe? i'll rip your fucking heart out and eat it while it's still beating. jump back, sissy, you're playing with the big girls.
 
whatever i am is a proud, out front faggot...just like the past 50 years. the very idea that you think you can somehow intimidate me....bitch, please. i've got no fight with anybody, including your drag queen girlfriend. but anyone who wants to go toe to toe? i'll rip your fucking heart out and eat it while it's still beating. jump back, sissy, you're playing with the big girls.

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did matty poke a hole in the condom, or did it fall off before going in? he always had that breeder vibe about him. maybe you can qualify for that free canadian health care! also, always ask for the extra stitches.
 
I have a good gaydar, I knew Matthew was gay from his posting style but I must admit I am shocked to learn that Rae is homosexual. They do make a cute couple.
 
hey...

i'm pregnant with matthew craig's baby. i wanted to get it out there before the tabloids.

silly, trusting me, i fell for the oldest one in the book "i'll pull out". in my own defense, i was asking "is it in yet?" and miss matilda replied, "i'm already done." jeezuz, i've had two minute eggs that took longer.

i've done multi home pregnancy tests and they all come back positive. i have to say, miss candi has been a rock. a rock, do you hear? she spent all morning patting my hand, fanning me with a movie magazine and feeding me bonbons. she even agreed to be godmother if i decide to have it.

i'm still not sure, i may give myself an at home white castle abortion. eat enough of those fuckers and you've got babies from 5 years ago squirting out of both ends.

i know miss matilda won't be a good co-parent, she wants to spend every free moment with her muscular fellow neo-nazi's. and i saw 'rosemary's baby'! the little fucker is bound to be born with goat's eyes and claws and covered with hair. no matter how much peroxide i use on the little bastard, it'll never look like the perfect aryan baby and miss mattie will disown it.

what's a girl to do?

To answer the last question,
Look to your own siggy and advice.
 
To answer the last question,
Look to your own siggy and advice.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill

:confused: Not sure how that's going to help?
We already know Mattzi's stupid. :confused:
 
you must not get out much, snookums. google marsha p. johnson and sylvia rivera.

What a ridiculous fucking thing for anybody to say.

Never met a violent fag? Jesus Christ, howmst?

Like... I mean... I was gonna go straight to Gacy.
 
The first thing you'll have to do is fight matty girl in a pool of jello.


oh, no! that bitch has to be in good health. get miss candi perturbed and she'll stuff bitch's white power tee shirt down her throat and then pull it out from the other end. she's tiny but she's like a brown recluse spider...fuck with her and you'll wish you could die right now. besides, miss matilda is supposed to start bringing me pampers every week when she gets her check to stockpile for the future (if she hasn't spent all of her money wining and dining dragzilla eva braun, that is.) note to matilda: i mean PAMPERS, not that cheap dollar store shit.
 
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I have a good gaydar, I knew Matthew was gay from his posting style but I must admit I am shocked to learn that Rae is homosexual. They do make a cute couple.


i was drugged! and he told me he was brad pitt! and honey, i know i'm super discreet and dl but it's true...i'm a fairy!
 
oh, no! that bitch has to be in good health. get miss candi perturbed and she'll stuff bitch's white power tee shirt down her throat and then pull it out from the other end. she's tiny but she's like a brown recluse spider...fuck with her and you'll wish you could die right now. besides, miss matilda is supposed to start bringing me pampers every week when she gets her check to stockpile for the future (if she hasn't spent all of her money wining and dining dragzilla eva braun, that is.) note to matilda: i mean PAMPERS, not that cheap dollar store shit.

That's it. I'm officially in love.
 
Woow you all are thinking about sex-related things.I also have one thing to confess which I also shared on this site www.rawconfessions.com . When I was 14 years I have sex with my neighbor daughter who was 2 years older than me and her father couch us during a process.it was the most embarrassing moment in my life


don't use this thread to promote other websites or else i'll have laurel come to your house and beat you to death with her spike heeled manolo.
 
Damn it. I saw this bumped and my heart soared and then I found out it was just bullshit.
 
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