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ICT I nicked my sack shaving this AM.
IACT fucking brand new razor.
IFCT I'm may not take my drawers off until tomorrow AM.
ICT That never happens to me. Thank goodness.
IACT I think you must me doing it wrong...
IFCT I still cringed when I read it...
Good luck with your healing dude!
Thank you, it is liberating.Woah! You go girl!
(Ps. Love anyone that has a Roald Dahl quote in her sig)
And Woot! A fellow Roald Dahl fan. 
I confess it's a sunshiney happy day... Tumblr is fun!!
IACT I woke up super horny today and played til I was satiated... For a bit
IFCT I've even rubbed under my desk.
ICT The topic I have been too afraid to bring up with my husband, finally came up.
IACT I am VERY happy that it did.
IFCT I now have his blessing to have sex with other men. He understands he isn't fulfilling that side of our marriage, and doesn't blame me at all.
ICT- I am way more grumpy then normal and even small things are making me mad. Even just seeing certain names.
IACT- I am lucky to have friends who put up with my moods.


ICT I've had a headache for almost a week, and it can go away any time now.

ICT that I really need better office mates.![]()
ICT I agree with you...even though I should be working more.
IACT I didn't know this was possible.
IFCT If I did that, I'd have stalactites forming from the bottom of my desktop.
ICT it sounds like you have a happy day.![]()
ICT I started following AJ's Tumblr today.
*grins* I said it was for a bit.
ICT i wanna know - how's the ball sac? does it need some kisses?
yay! i have lit people following me that have different names - what is yours?

ICT Oh.
IACT It's good...and yes it does. And some caressing. Like only you know how.
IFCT I want him to follow me, too. DAGNABBIT.![]()
Well maybe he'll see you pouting here and follow you too!!
I get tired of pretending.
Since my bad news I'm gonna complete my lit bucket list while I still can.
ICT I just ate pizza. Like pizza hut pizza because that was little mans heart desire for his b-day. I wish I could tell you how nasty and greasy it was... and it was greasy but holy hell that pretzel crust was the stuff dreams are made of.![]()