Confessions: What are yours? (part 2)

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I've never told anyone that before...
that has to be almost overwhelming how abundant references to football are at this time of year. I know I do not know you but my pm box is ever open if you need another friend, it already looks like you have quite a few friends here, but thought I would offer anyway.
 
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ICT I may have found what I'm looking for.

IACT he touched my arm yesterday and...I want him to touch me all over.
 
ICT I have started on the beer for tonight.
IACT dinner tonight will be frozen pizza and salad
IFCT I am currently watching repeats of Cops atm
 
ICT I am laying in bed.
ICT I don't like to do anything on Sundays.
ICT I am reading while browsing the threads.
 
ICT between the super sexy mid-air gif on Some Wives who I wish was me, and the squirting brunette riding her sybian gif on the Last Perfect Picture thread who reminds me of me (except she has bigger boobs!), I'm positively ready to agree to the first lewd suggestion that comes my way whether it comes from my husband or a total f**king stranger!

IFCT I better get the f**k out of here!

Let's go shopping. 😄
 
ICT my son told my parents AT DINNER "Mommy has handcuffs in the drawer but I am not allowed to play with them" and my dad choked and nearly spit out his wine. The sad thing... they are in a kitchen drawer not a bedroom, never been used for anything kinky. They were part of a Lt. Dangle Halloween costume and he is right I wont let him hand cuff his brother. Everyone just kept eating like he had not said anything. It was mortifying.
 
ICT my son told my parents AT DINNER "Mommy has handcuffs in the drawer but I am not allowed to play with them" and my dad choked and nearly spit out his wine. The sad thing... they are in a kitchen drawer not a bedroom, never been used for anything kinky. They were part of a Lt. Dangle Halloween costume and he is right I wont let him hand cuff his brother. Everyone just kept eating like he had not said anything. It was mortifying.



That is to funny, even though they weren't used in a kinky way im sure everyone assumes that. lol
 
ICT I might make up an excuse to end this conference call early so that I can 'take care of something' this morning.
 
ICT my son told my parents AT DINNER "Mommy has handcuffs in the drawer but I am not allowed to play with them" and my dad choked and nearly spit out his wine. The sad thing... they are in a kitchen drawer not a bedroom, never been used for anything kinky. They were part of a Lt. Dangle Halloween costume and he is right I wont let him hand cuff his brother. Everyone just kept eating like he had not said anything. It was mortifying.

OMG I love this. :heart: I feel you girl.


My stepson asked what the noises coming from our bedroom were at the mall while shopping one day.
"Dad. I heard Steph scream from my room. Did you hurt her? Please don't hurt her.
Steph are you okay?"

Needless to say Target is our least favourite store and good thing it's closing here!
 
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