eLLEXa
Your Naughty Angel
- Joined
- Dec 7, 2013
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ICT I (and my credit card) are not overly fond of being a homeowner today.
ICT I dream about the simplicity of days-gone-by in my cute studio apartment.
And the hot on-site manager I would share a toke and a beer with every now and again.
ICT the extra rooms and floors of my home-owning adulthood are doing me no extra favors.
And who are we kidding? The bank owns my home (and soul). Not me!
WTF is a sewage treatment capacity charge? Or back flow testing? Ugh.
These terms just make me feel closer to a colonoscopy than ever before!
None of that was in the devil's fine print when I signed on the dotted line. Sigh.
ICT I dream about the simplicity of days-gone-by in my cute studio apartment.
And the hot on-site manager I would share a toke and a beer with every now and again.
ICT the extra rooms and floors of my home-owning adulthood are doing me no extra favors.
And who are we kidding? The bank owns my home (and soul). Not me!
WTF is a sewage treatment capacity charge? Or back flow testing? Ugh.
These terms just make me feel closer to a colonoscopy than ever before!
None of that was in the devil's fine print when I signed on the dotted line. Sigh.
