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oooh I feel bad now!![]()
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oooh I feel bad now!![]()
LOL an angry elf? LOL hahahahaha. I am 100% female and always have been, no pointy ears, no big shoes etc LOL
Define 'big shoes'
I couldn't possibly do that. *wiggles toes*
can I pm you? worried xICT emotionally and physically, I'm a mess

ICT I lied to my mom when she asked where I had met the guy I'm dating. I couldn't very well tell her it was at a local BDSM event... I told her it was through an online dating thing... she assumed it was eharmony... I didn't correct her.
Sometimes you have to protect their sensibilities, you know?![]()
ICT I lied to my mom when she asked where I had met the guy I'm dating. I couldn't very well tell her it was at a local BDSM event... I told her it was through an online dating thing... she assumed it was eharmony... I didn't correct her.
Sometimes you have to protect their sensibilities, you know?![]()

ICT I lied to my mom when she asked where I had met the guy I'm dating. I couldn't very well tell her it was at a local BDSM event... I told her it was through an online dating thing... she assumed it was eharmony... I didn't correct her.
Sometimes you have to protect their sensibilities, you know?![]()
Sometimes it's best keeping innocence maintained.![]()
ICT I giggled when I read this, the mom in me frowned and the practical one says you shouldve said a local singles event.![]()

ICT I always tell my mom the truth.
Mom - "Why didn't you answer the door the other day when I knocked...the cars were in the driveway."
Me - "Oh *the husband* had me tied to the bed." *smile*
Mom - "Very funny, Eva!"
See...I told the truth. She thought I was joking. All is well. haha


ICT the hardest things to admit to yourself are your own failings, shortcomings and weaknesses.
IACT I had to hit rock bottom before I realized I had to change.
IFCT it's been six weeks since I had a drink.
ICT I let a guy pick me up after a happy hour tonight. He never got hard enough to fuck me, yet he got me off four times. So there's that.



ICT I let a guy pick me up after a happy hour tonight. He never got hard enough to fuck me, yet he got me off four times. So there's that.

Well, technically we met online first, then met up at the event...
She knows I go to have dinner with a bunch of friends once a month, and is starting to ask where I met them. Any advice?
If you met em online, then say online. Unless she asks for the website, it's not lying...
ICT I want my boyfriend to facefuck me