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Confessions: What Are Yours? Part IV

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so you look like this?

NotPatrickBateman said:
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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http://galleryhip.com/very-old-man-face.html
just kidding
 
SassySheDevil said:
ICT- I have been so horny the last couple days, even the mail man is looking good. :eek:
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ICT I've never wished I was a mail man as much as I do after reading this. ;)

ICT I'd make a terrible mail carrier. Think Ace Ventura bad. Though it would at least be unintentional.

ICT I can think of a much naughtier use for Ace's signature card. "You've been had by..."
 
ICT confession is good for the soul or so the philosophers say.
ICT I don't know any philosophers.
ICT we are thinking about moving to Canada.
 
ICT I just woke up from a 2 hour nap that found me in the midst of a dream where my husband and my ex-husband were dp'ing me.

IFCT while my dream self was enjoying herself I am unsure how I feel about it.
 
The_Ghost_Man said:
ICT I'm wondering how that panned out. :rolleyes:
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ICT it "panned out" quite satisfactorily! (he could tell I wasn't asleep under the covers and took full advantage of the fact! :) )

Micio_Lambire said:
ICT I just woke up from a 2 hour nap that found me in the midst of a dream where my husband and my ex-husband were dp'ing me.

IFCT while my dream self was enjoying herself I am unsure how I feel about it.
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ICT I've only been married once - dammit! :rolleyes:

SweetCharlotte said:
ICT Today I feel that gender should not be a barrier to sexual gratification.
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ICT I feel that is true every day. Though some days require more effort on my part than others.
 
I confess that...

My libidinal rapacity knows no satiety. Every woman who's crossed my path today, whether she knew it or not, if my ravenous gaze betrayed my carnal thoughts, has found herself splayed naked on the slab of my perversity. And I felt no shame, no remorse, as I defiled each in her turn, feeding their fantasy flesh into the undulating filth machine of my vulgar imagination. And still the beast, this feral dog of depravity, hungers.
 
EnigmaSquared said:
My libidinal rapacity knows no satiety. Every woman who's crossed my path today, whether she knew it or not, if my ravenous gaze betrayed my carnal thoughts, has found herself splayed naked on the slab of my perversity. And I felt no shame, no remorse, as I defiled each in her turn, feeding their fantasy flesh into the undulating filth machine of my vulgar imagination. And still the beast, this feral dog of depravity, hungers.
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***Swoon***

ICT if you're performing at any open mic spoken word events anytime soon, I can almost guarantee the place will be packed, I promise! ;) :)
 
EnigmaSquared said:
My libidinal rapacity knows no satiety. Every woman who's crossed my path today, whether she knew it or not, if my ravenous gaze betrayed my carnal thoughts, has found herself splayed naked on the slab of my perversity. And I felt no shame, no remorse, as I defiled each in her turn, feeding their fantasy flesh into the undulating filth machine of my vulgar imagination. And still the beast, this feral dog of depravity, hungers.
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ICT I'm nowhere near that prose gifted.

So, "I'd fuck anything today"
 
ICT I occasionally look up old flames to see how they're doing, to reminisce on old times, and to think about what might've been.

IAC this doesn't mean I'm unhappy where I am. I just enjoy old memories.
 
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I confess that when I went to the convenience store to pick up a six-pack of beer, pop, and some snacks I was very glad that the neighborhood thug didn't bother me this time around.
 
Icy I'm sitting at the bar having a beer in my brothers honor. 15 years ago he lost his battle with lung cancer. FU cancer. Cheers big bro
 
ICT I'm just as confused as you are right now.
ICT I am the prince of the death match!
Finally ICT I have more belts than I do fucking pairs of pants
 
draconus_infernus said:
ICT I'm taking a risk. I'm going into a job field I have zero experience in.
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I confess altho I had few jobs I knew nothing ahead of time about them. I sure never planned to be a trucker. When asked if I could drive a big rig I just said "I don't know yet. I never tried." I got hired and spent over 20 years practicing.

Now that I am practicing retirement I'd like to practice brain surgery. How difficult can that be?
 
ICT...I NEED to get laid!

ICT...I am worried that it's not going to happen any time soon.

*gah!!*
 
ICT I want to fuck a blonde. I'm not usually into blondes, but tonight it's the craving. Not a particular blonde (at least at the moment). But it's all I can think about just now.

ICT if I was younger and better looking, I'd be out trying to pick up a lovely lady this evening. I'd fail, because I'm still me ( :p ), but I would be trying.

IFCT I probably just need to masturbate a bunch. That's the ticket.
 
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