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Aleph Null
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- Jan 15, 2002
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"Batquinn! I like it! It's you." He cackles insanely. "You know, now that you mention it, there's something about you that reminds me of Harley... I wonder where she's been recently..." He shook his head and walked towards her. "No Matter, this is about you, not my wayward protege!"
Of course he was lying about not knowing where Harley was, and Harley was lying to her about Joker not knowing she's Harley, even though her not being Harley is entirely true. To think that it would only take about a month for Batgirl to fall this far.
As he was approaching her, he noticed he was still holding a gun in his hand, nonchalantly tossing it over his shoulder. As it landed it went off with a bang followed by several 'ping' sounds as the bullet ricocheted off of several surfaces. Fortunately it didn't hit anything. At every sound, the Joker cringed and winced jokingly, and then started to move on only to do it again as the next noise rang out.
"Well, that was something!" He didn't bother to ask if everyone was alright, because he knew he was, and ultimately that's all that mattered. To a lesser degree, Batgirl was important as well, but he could tell she wasn't hit by anything. Everyone else was expendable. Later if he found out nobody was hit by the bullet he might shoot someone himself, just on principle.
"So you want to be on my team do ya? My very own Naughty Bimbo Batslut? Of course this could all be a trick from that dreadfully boring Bat... get me to believe that you're all mine, get me reveal all my dastardly plots to you, and then you and the bat foil my schemes? Well I just have one thing to say to that!"
He glared at her for a moment before wrapping his arms around her, kissing her passionately and bending her backwards so far that the only thing keeping her off the ground is him. "Welcome to the team, toots!" At that moment his lips spread into a gleeful grin and ge grabbed one of her tits in his hand while the other arm kept holding her. He squeezed a couple times and accompanied each with "Honk Honk!"
At that point he let her go to land on her ass on the floor as he broke down into a fit of giggles.
Of course he was lying about not knowing where Harley was, and Harley was lying to her about Joker not knowing she's Harley, even though her not being Harley is entirely true. To think that it would only take about a month for Batgirl to fall this far.
As he was approaching her, he noticed he was still holding a gun in his hand, nonchalantly tossing it over his shoulder. As it landed it went off with a bang followed by several 'ping' sounds as the bullet ricocheted off of several surfaces. Fortunately it didn't hit anything. At every sound, the Joker cringed and winced jokingly, and then started to move on only to do it again as the next noise rang out.
"Well, that was something!" He didn't bother to ask if everyone was alright, because he knew he was, and ultimately that's all that mattered. To a lesser degree, Batgirl was important as well, but he could tell she wasn't hit by anything. Everyone else was expendable. Later if he found out nobody was hit by the bullet he might shoot someone himself, just on principle.
"So you want to be on my team do ya? My very own Naughty Bimbo Batslut? Of course this could all be a trick from that dreadfully boring Bat... get me to believe that you're all mine, get me reveal all my dastardly plots to you, and then you and the bat foil my schemes? Well I just have one thing to say to that!"
He glared at her for a moment before wrapping his arms around her, kissing her passionately and bending her backwards so far that the only thing keeping her off the ground is him. "Welcome to the team, toots!" At that moment his lips spread into a gleeful grin and ge grabbed one of her tits in his hand while the other arm kept holding her. He squeezed a couple times and accompanied each with "Honk Honk!"
At that point he let her go to land on her ass on the floor as he broke down into a fit of giggles.