Cougars

[dolf]

I don't know. I get along with this guy really well I'm all freaked out because he is younger and he thinks it's funny

i fancied the pants off my bestie's son for years, but swore nothing could ever happen because of the age gap. he's nearer my daughter's age than mine.

I was wrong. utterly wrong. and we're suited in more ways than I ever imagined. full on domestic bliss.

don't let the freak out keep you from doing something that makes you happy!

 

[oggbashan]

Any woman 10 or more years older than me who doesn't use a walking frame.

They are becoming an endangered species.

But one of my female friends that fits the category has four younger boyfriends on call. She says that one or two aren't enough to keep up with her needs...

 

[Queersetti]

I dated many older married cougars when I was younger... They love young hard cock... Especially getting eaten out and thief clitty licked. At 42 I still have a thing for older women...

Except for the granny fetish, nobody believes any of that.

 

[pete]

i fancied the pants off my bestie's son for years, but swore nothing could ever happen because of the age gap. he's nearer my daughter's age than mine.

I was wrong. utterly wrong. and we're suited in more ways than I ever imagined. full on domestic bliss.

don't let the freak out keep you from doing something that makes you happy!

seconded.

 

[Hypoxia]

In my Left Behind the 36-year-old MILF protagonist actively seeks guys half her age for their enthusiasm and endurance. I don't label her 'cougar' but that's the impression. I see more than a few tales here of 18-year-old pool boys seduced by mid-30s trophy wives. They're usually not called cougars either. Is 40 the magic age?

 

[mikendel]

44 or less MILF, 45 or older cougar? Del doesn't really care for the label. Is she a cougar if she has sex with an older guy?

 

[Hypoxia]

44 or less MILF, 45 or older cougar? Del doesn't really care for the label. Is she a cougar if she has sex with an older guy?

No, then she's a sugar baby.

 

[pink]

Oh hell, I'm no cougar.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Older men who go after significantly younger women = men.

Reported.

For?

A 50 year old going after a 20 year old is legal, right?

 

[paintergrl]

44 or less MILF, 45 or older cougar? Del doesn't really care for the label. Is she a cougar if she has sex with an older guy?

How is she a milf if she has no kids?

 

[Hypoxia]

How is she a milf if she has no kids?

Easy. Any woman over age 25-30 is an honorary mother; if she looks good, she's an honorary MILF, regardless of her reproductive history, if any. Same with males; even a clean middle-aged guy can be a Dirty Old Man.

 

[LoversPlayToy]

honestly, i think its a horrible term. people date who they date, marry who they marry.

who comes up with these judgy, unnecessary titles?

You see I can get why people might get a bit furious over such titles, but for me, I love it.

I'm a woman with a thing for younger guys, but given my age (I'm 29) would I be classed as a cougar? I would hope so lol.

 

[allateup]

Leave it up to a woman to consider herself anything special just because a youngster with a boner would like to do her, as compared to at that age, for instance, a watermelon, or liver, or Rosie, or anything that moves.

 

[jezzilee]

i fancied the pants off my bestie's son for years, but swore nothing could ever happen because of the age gap. he's nearer my daughter's age than mine.

I was wrong. utterly wrong. and we're suited in more ways than I ever imagined. full on domestic bliss.

don't let the freak out keep you from doing something that makes you happy!

I think perhaps because he is a friend of the family and everyone saw it happening except me, it just kind of made me uncomfortable, but in a good way. I am looking forward to going back to Madison to see where this leads. If nowhere, at least we will have a good time hanging out for a while.

 

[Hypoxia]

Leave it up to a woman to consider herself anything special just because a youngster with a boner would like to do her, as compared to at that age, for instance, a watermelon, or liver, or Rosie, or anything that moves.

Don't forget a spot of necro.

But yes, young men often lack discrimination and discretion and are easily led astray. IOW little head trumps big head, looks for any fairly warm, moist hole to penetrate and spew, yow. All the better if that hole perforates an actual human female of any age and deportment. Sheep must suffice for some. Baaaa...

Which is my way of agreeing that a 'cougar' may over-value herself. But so may a Dirty Old Man.

 

[doowdniw]

How is she a milf if she has no kids?

It's a fluid definition.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Leave it up to a woman to consider herself anything special just because a youngster with a boner would like to do her, as compared to at that age, for instance, a watermelon, or liver, or Rosie, or anything that moves.

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Man......no fun at all, as usual!

It sure sucks gorilla balls for you being bitterly sexless and impotent in your twilight age, eh, Flameout?

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[paintergrl]

It's a fluid definition.

But milf means mom.... You can't be a milf if you're not a mom. How is it fluid? I'm confused

 

[IrezumiKiss]

But milf means mom.... You can't be a milf if you're not a mom. How is it fluid? I'm confused

Because the term's rationale is sexual desire, a MILF is more about the appearance of being a mom more than the technical definition of actually being a mom.

Which is why eighteen-year-old mothers aren't looked at as MILFs, while a childless woman past the age of 40 can easily fall under that umbrella.

 

[doowdniw]

But milf means mom.... You can't be a milf if you're not a mom. How is it fluid? I'm confused

I hear you, and technically, you're correct. What I meant was that around here, it seems one can be whatever one wants to be, whether grounded in reality or not.

 

[Lyricalli]

I think perhaps because he is a friend of the family and everyone saw it happening except me, it just kind of made me uncomfortable, but in a good way. I am looking forward to going back to Madison to see where this leads. If nowhere, at least we will have a good time hanging out for a while.

Good for you. You're a vibrant, energetic woman. You may end up having a lot in common with a younger man.

 

[sweepthefloor]

A younger than me co-worker was roughing me up on the dance floor at a work-friend's party.

I refused to entertain him.

 

[OldJourno]

I'm curious.... At what age is one considered a cougar???

In Mexico, cougar age is 16.

 

[Magicscreen2]

I do, you Post Monkey.

The term "cougar" pales in comparison to "Post Monkey."

Post Monkey for the win.