Crazy men.

[parodyluvr75]

He might not work so well after a power hosing, would that be a problem for you?

1,500 PSI will take tar off the rocker panels. Just think of what it'll do for him.

Sold!

 

[Noor]

So might you soon be in the market for a new husband after the power washing or are you just going to play the field?

 

[parodyluvr75]

So might you soon be in the market for a new husband after the power washing or are you just going to play the field?

I'd sell him for a quarter and a hat.

I'll take new applications in this thread.

 

[Noor]

I'd sell him for a quarter and a hat.

I'll take new applications in this thread.

You aren't getting my new hat, sorry!
Besides what would I do with him anyway?

 

[neci]

the 80's called and wants its cocaine back.

seriously. fastest way to damage nose cells. it does not smell pretty.

 

[doowdniw]

Can I use a power hose?

I have a power sprayer in the garage. The smallest-aperture attachment will actually remove concrete if left on the same spot for too long. But it's really really clean concrete when finished.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

someone needs to invent a drop-off containment center for stupid husbands/exes/playmates, et al.

and we should get a coupon for a free drink of our choice in payment for doing the world a service.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hi Neci, I'll stick with a close pin.

Good idea, we could cut a hole in a box, put a beer inside, and they'll be trapped unless they're smart enough to let go of the beer.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

they're not.

we should patent this. we could make a mint and go on a cruise with the profits from the first week's sales.

 

[parodyluvr75]

they're not.

we should patent this. we could make a mint and go on a cruise with the profits from the first week's sales.

How about Hawaii? I want some new sarongs and to learn the hula.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

How about Hawaii? I want some new sarongs and to learn the hula.

you're on, sister. I have a Hawai'ian friend who can teach us the hula before we set off.

they're not going to know what hit them.

 

[Lancecastor]

One wonders if the uncaring husbands were the byproduct or cause of all these married women online.

 

[parodyluvr75]

One wonders if the uncaring husbands were the byproduct or cause of all these married women online.

Same for the men, I'd guess.


In an unrelated issue, may I inquire about your grooming habits?

 

[Lancecastor]

In an unrelated issue, may I inquire about your grooming habits?

Yes, you may.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes, you may.