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[DeepGreenEyes]

Creative, witty, attractive Dominant seeks submissive female for online kink. Seeking smart, imaginative, good conversationalist with major perv streak. Spanking, orgasm control, assignments, and...other stuff. Quirkiness and sense of humor will go a long way.

Let's talk.

 

[secretsandmlove]

you are such a whore!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

you are such a whore!

No doubt.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I rather expect you've been PM'd within an inch of your life by now hon

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I rather expect you've been PM'd within an inch of your life by now hon

Why yes: I've received some lovely PM's. Thank you, Mol...er, mum.


Note: FloggingMolly is not my mom. Or mum. Or second cousin. Or UPS guy. This is an odd inside joke that has perpetuated itself for literally no good reason. At all.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Why yes: I've received some lovely PM's. Thank you, Mol...er, mum.


Note: FloggingMolly is not my mom. Or mum. Or second cousin. Or UPS guy. This is an odd inside joke that has perpetuated itself for literally no good reason. At all.

Even if I could PM you, it'd be illegal where we both live

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Even if I could PM you, it'd be illegal where we both live

No. Not at all. Stop! This has gotten out of hand.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Creative, witty, attractive Dominant seeks submissive female for online kink. Seeking smart, imaginative, good conversationalist with major perv streak. Spanking, orgasm control, assignments, and...other stuff. Quirkiness and sense of humor will go a long way.

Let's talk.

Seeing this almost makes me want to search for the submissive bone in my body.

 

[sereneone4u]

What an interesting personal.

I bet you will be very busy trying to decide.

 

[FloggingMolly]

No. Not at all. Stop! This has gotten out of hand.

As per my signature, you started it!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Seeing this almost makes me want to search for the submissive bone in my body.

Good luck with that. Of all people, you may need GPS.

What an interesting personal.

I bet you will be very busy trying to decide.

Thank you, sereneone. It's always been a dream of mine to use the word "quirkiness" in a BDSM personal ad.

As per my signature, you started it!

Yes. I know. I knocked over the first domino. I started the Rube Goldberg machine. I tripped the Mousetrap game.

Does that mean I have to go clean my room?

 

[Chiara_searches]

I've heard DGE's avatar is a picture of him...am I allowed to say yum even if I'm not looking to respond to the personals? Can I also say yum because DGE seems so funny across the boards? Humor is very sexy.

Y-U-M

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I've heard DGE's avatar is a picture of him...am I allowed to say yum even if I'm not looking to respond to the personals? Can I also say yum because DGE seems so funny across the boards? Humor is very sexy.

Y-U-M

YOWZA, woman! I'm going to have this tattooed to the insides of my eyelids!

 

[FloggingMolly]

I've heard DGE's avatar is a picture of him...am I allowed to say yum even if I'm not looking to respond to the personals? Can I also say yum because DGE seems so funny across the boards? Humor is very sexy.

Y-U-M

Great minds think alike

And yes, you've been a bad boy, go to your room! (I've wanted to use that line for years)

 

[kellyc1127]

I've heard DGE's avatar is a picture of him...am I allowed to say yum even if I'm not looking to respond to the personals? Can I also say yum because DGE seems so funny across the boards? Humor is very sexy.

Y-U-M

Seriously....if this is true....I want some too...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Great minds think alike

And yes, you've been a bad boy, go to your room! (I've wanted to use that line for years)

Seriously....if this is true....I want some too...

And the heavens opened up, and compliments rained down upon the land like chewey nougat. And the greeneyed man's head grew very large, like the swollen bladder of a lamb, filled with new wine. Roman archways he could no longer squeeze through, neither the doors of Hondas.

And the Lord God looked down upon the greeneyed man, and was not pleased, and said, "Swell not thine head, greeneyed man!" And the Lord sent a pestilence of Lost Keys, and a No Popcorn During the Game, and Poop in the Yard. And the greeneyed man was humbled.

 

[ToBeControlled]

I do believe I sent you a pm and thus I tried.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I do believe I sent you a pm and thus I tried.

Thanks, TBC. I appreciated your PM; It's taking me a little more time to respond than I thought.

 

[subish2009]

And the heavens opened up, and compliments rained down upon the land like chewey nougat. And the greeneyed man's head grew very large, like the swollen bladder of a lamb, filled with new wine. Roman archways he could no longer squeeze through, neither the doors of Hondas.

And the Lord God looked down upon the greeneyed man, and was not pleased, and said, "Swell not thine head, greeneyed man!" And the Lord sent a pestilence of Lost Keys, and a No Popcorn During the Game, and Poop in the Yard. And the greeneyed man was humbled.

Is that why half my cell phone fell off today? Excessive subbie ego? Hubris via technological revolt? Or am I getting pestilence crossfire and shrapnel by proxy? That shit ain't cool, yo!

Bump.

 

[FloggingMolly]

this needs to be on the front page for the avatar alone!

 

[jenniferbaby]

I haven't posted for quite a while, but I wanted to show a little support for this thread. Good luck finding what it is you seek.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Is that why half my cell phone fell off today? Excessive subbie ego? Hubris via technological revolt? Or am I getting pestilence crossfire and shrapnel by proxy? That shit ain't cool, yo!

Bump.

It's entirely possible, subish. Fear the coming cataclysm!

this needs to be on the front page for the avatar alone!

I haven't posted for quite a while, but I wanted to show a little support for this thread. Good luck finding what it is you seek.

Long time no see. Thank you.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Thank you to everyone for all the swell PMs: interesting, creative, sexy and even well-punctuated.

Man, what a winsome and fetching bunch you are.

For reasons that have absolutely nothing (that's zip, to the layman) to do with any of the entirely wonderful and award-winningly sexy women who responded, I've decided that I'm going to pack this thread a little overnight bag, buy it a cheap Priceline flight to someplace sunny, and send it on a little vacation.

For awhile, anyway.

 

[Cleopatra]

Thank you to everyone for all the swell PMs: interesting, creative, sexy and even well-punctuated.

Man, what a winsome and fetching bunch you are.

For reasons that have absolutely nothing (that's zip, to the layman) to do with any of the entirely wonderful and award-winningly sexy women who responded, I've decided that I'm going to pack this thread a little overnight bag, buy it a cheap Priceline flight to someplace sunny, and send it on a little vacation.

For awhile, anyway.

Hmmmm.

I was told to take a look at you from a very close personal adviser, for quality purposes only.

I have to say, she wasn't wrong. -grin-

I'll have to make a point to a) get my lovely self online more often, and b) to find out if you're good enough for her.


You look / sound very familiar. Have we met? heh.

 

[Raisa_Greywood]

I've heard DGE's avatar is a picture of him...am I allowed to say yum even if I'm not looking to respond to the personals? Can I also say yum because DGE seems so funny across the boards? Humor is very sexy.

Y-U-M

Humor is always sexy. The ability to laugh at one's self is truly a gift.