Creative WiFi Network Names

[Antryg_Windrose]

HairNet
KGBportal
MaryHadALittleLAN
Woody's Termite Service

 

[Curi0usKitt3n]

I Can Haz Wireless

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Mine is called toast. Because I like toast.

 

[RustyIron]

Here is a few I know of.

liquorlan
lickherlan
issmine
fuckoff
lanofoz
homelan
lanofthefree

 

[Captainnumnuts]

I have a few:

mifi
alfie
herfi
hisfi
TheShit
donttouchthis
abstenance
freesex

 

[Captainnumnuts]

8-6-7-5-3-0-9
rikiluse#

 

[Jsec8]

One in my neighborhood

On WiFi network in my neighborhood is “We’re monitoring you” and we had one that was “FBI surveillance van”

 

[Nawtee]

Here's some for our friends in the UK.
EngLAN
IreLAN
ScotLAN

Hahahahaha - I love this.

NZLAN? Not quite as catchy

 

[MistressCassy]

FBI-Terrorism-Surveillance

HardcoreFuckRoom

BDSM-TortureTown

IveBangedYoMamma

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

My favorites are when people use them to send messages to rude neighbors like "shut up your barking dog" or the "we can hear you having sex" one someone already mentioned.

I wish I would have thought of this in college. Mine would have been named "ImCallingCPS".

 

[ryan8558]

Hahahahaha - I love this.

NZLAN? Not quite as catchy

NewZlan or NuZlan

 

[christophershan]

I've had "PrettyFlyforAWifi" for a long time

 

[OneAuthor]

One of my neighbors has "Happy Wifi Happy Life".

 

[RocketLauncher]

Tell My Wifi Love Her
Luna Loves Tuna
She Still Loves Tuna
Squatchy
RikersBeard
Bettersuperawesomeunicorn

 

[Sweetas_sin]

Idk if there's any Futurama fans on here, but my WiFi name is "Wi-Fi not Zoidberg?"

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

Blonde_In_A_Motel

NudistColony

Sub-Zero BDSM

jack'sHUNGlikeaDONKEY

VirginPacific

meetmeatthegloryhole

FreeMustacheRides

PantrySniffer

1forthemoney2fortheshow

BubblegumLolita

 

[genxer36]

Too Fly for a WiFi

or Pretty fly for a WiFi

 

[Kalamain]

We had "WYP Undercover #1" for a while

WYP is common clipping for "West Yorkshire police"... I'm guessing you can work out the rest

Some geeky ones.

Teletran 1 (Transformers)
The Sub-Wave Network (Doctor Who)
Skynet synthetic machine network (Duh?)

"Pretty fly for a WIFI" was a bit too cliche for us.