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bobwhitecrow said:
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up,'
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho's.
23. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
25. You don't get liquored up at home to save money before going to a bar.
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Hello there...

Wow! Good news I'm not a complete grown up yet! :D
 
Hello!

Salacious said:
Hello there...

Wow! Good news I'm not a complete grown up yet! :D
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That's good. Unfortunately, I'm beginning to resemble an adult more than I would like to.
 
Salacious said:
Hello Jon! Nice to meet you.

Starting at the neckline is good. But dear, then you miss a huge opportunity. I think I must have been a womanizer in a past life or something... ;)

I'd start at the ear... a soft kiss and some softly spoken words, the kind that make the heart race faster and the juices begin to flow. I'd tell her how I am going to touch her, even before I did it... let her heart pound in excitement and wonder when precisely my hands would caress her face or run my fingers through her silken hair...when she'd feel the tweak of my fingers tugging on her nipple... I have wandered....

Jon, when it comes to detail I am a glutton...the more the better. :devil:
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ahaha but you see I was starting at the neck line.. kiss down the shoulders but then slowly lick back up your neck while my nipples press against yours while nibbling on your ear lobe... my hands would be running down your hips feeling all your wonderous curves and then I would begin kissing down your throat cupping your silky breasts and pinching your nipples as I suck and blow on them.. gently before I actually place them between my teeth and sucking... I would cover your breasts with kisses and love bites while my hands roam between your thighs feeling your warmth radiate from your crotch :devil: :kiss:
 
FlCyclist said:
ahaha but you see I was starting at the neck line.. kiss down the shoulders but then slowly lick back up your neck while my nipples press against yours while nibbling on your ear lobe... my hands would be running down your hips feeling all your wonderous curves and then I would begin kissing down your throat cupping your silky breasts and pinching your nipples as I suck and blow on them.. gently before I actually place them between my teeth and sucking... I would cover your breasts with kisses and love bites while my hands roam between your thighs feeling your warmth radiate from your crotch :devil: :kiss:
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Oooo, very nice... keep going ... don't let me interrupt... very nice indeed. :kiss:
 
Salacious said:
Oooo, very nice... keep going ... don't let me interrupt... very nice indeed. :kiss:
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wish you could interrupt in person though ;) :kiss:
Well my hands would tease your pussy feeling its warmth and wetness while I kissed down your stomach sucking on your bellybutton and running my tongue inside... my hands would switch to your hips dragging my finger nails down your sides and then squeezing your beautiful butt nice and hard :devil: then I would come around behind you kissing and biting your butt while my hands ran down the lengths of your silky legs dragging my nails from your ankles to your pussy nice and slow... feeling your shudder with anticipation, each little bite on your butt making you coo in pleasure :kiss:
 
FlCyclist said:
wish you could interrupt in person though ;) :kiss:
Well my hands would tease your pussy feeling its warmth and wetness while I kissed down your stomach sucking on your bellybutton and running my tongue inside... my hands would switch to your hips dragging my finger nails down your sides and then squeezing your beautiful butt nice and hard :devil: then I would come around behind you kissing and biting your butt while my hands ran down the lengths of your silky legs dragging my nails from your ankles to your pussy nice and slow... feeling your shudder with anticipation, each little bite on your butt making you coo in pleasure :kiss:
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I like it! :cathappy:
 
Salacious said:
Surprise! ;)
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definitely surprised!
After biting your butt one last time I would lay you down on the bed kissing between your thighs running my nails over your hips and legs... kissing down towards your pussy... only inhaling your sweet scent and blowing my warm breath against your folds.. squeezing your butt I would finally lick your warm wet folds once and then start pulling on your pussy hairs a few at a time....then I would start licking up your juices finally while you ran your fingers through my hair pulling my face deeper and deeper into your warm wet tasty tunnel :p :p licking up and swallowing all your sweetness
 
FlCyclist said:
definitely surprised!
After biting your butt one last time I would lay you down on the bed kissing between your thighs running my nails over your hips and legs... kissing down towards your pussy... only inhaling your sweet scent and blowing my warm breath against your folds.. squeezing your butt I would finally lick your warm wet folds once and then start pulling on your pussy hairs a few at a time....then I would start licking up your juices finally while you ran your fingers through my hair pulling my face deeper and deeper into your warm wet tasty tunnel :p :p licking up and swallowing all your sweetness
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Glad I could surprise you. Thank you for the sweet escape... I need to slip off to dreamland... have fun at work tomorrow Jon. ;) ;)
 
Salacious said:
Glad I could surprise you. Thank you for the sweet escape... I need to slip off to dreamland... have fun at work tomorrow Jon. ;) ;)
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Sweet dreams to you also ;)
 
Salacious said:
Honey, my dreams were so sweet I think they got sticky ;)


Morning all! :rose: Hoping everyone has a sweet day :devil:
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Glad you had sweet dreams last night.. can I lick the stickyness away? :p
As for me I woke up rather "stiff" to say the least.. time to get in the shower.. care to join me? :kiss: :rose:
 
Salacious said:
Honey, my dreams were so sweet I think they got sticky ;)


Morning all! :rose: Hoping everyone has a sweet day :devil:
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hello Sal, stoping by to say hello, I hope you had a great day
 
Ahhhh thankgoodness the day is over! Sal hope you enjoyed the ending to the story ;)
Hope everyone's day was good :nana:
 
Well just to keep this party little closer to even mf wise here a few more from me
 
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