Cunty kisses and rainbow licks. Ruby is back bitches

Sometimes what we think is painfully obvious still needs to be said ....sometimes...because I know if I don't put this disclaimer in every dick is going to shove their (way less respectful) fantasy down my virtual throat....lol

Gosh, if smackable asses and glasses were the ticket, I'd have a line up ;)

Where are you again? hahahaha

I always endeavor to remain respectful. I don't always succeed, but I do try to show my appreciation without being offensive. Similar to the idea expressed in your signature, if a woman wants to know the more lurid details of my thoughts and fantasies, I trust she'll make me aware.

Oh, please. I've been around long enough to know that if you were to throw open the doors and announce you were receiving applicants, the line of eager men - and more than a few women - would circle the world in such a swell of numbers that, were they stacked atop each other, viewed from space, Earth would appear to have rings that put Saturn's to shame. For your admirers are legion.

lol Not nearly close enough, I fear.

I make shit

Crafty minx. Like the blackened wings of a fallen angel. Seems appropriate.

Bonus lips, butt, leg warmers, glasses live action
Don't blink or you'll miss it.

It's the suggestive tapping of the lips that does it for me. Though, damn you for ending it right before you smile fully bloomed. Just as well, I suppose; I'd just end up more hopelessly smitten than I already am. :heart:
 
I always endeavor to remain respectful. I don't always succeed, but I do try to show my appreciation without being offensive. Similar to the idea expressed in your signature, if a woman wants to know the more lurid details of my thoughts and fantasies, I trust she'll make me aware.

Oh, please. I've been around long enough to know that if you were to throw open the doors and announce you were receiving applicants, the line of eager men - and more than a few women - would circle the world in such a swell of numbers that, were they stacked atop each other, viewed from space, Earth would appear to have rings that put Saturn's to shame. For your admirers are legion.

lol Not nearly close enough, I fear.



Crafty minx. Like the blackened wings of a fallen angel. Seems appropriate.



It's the suggestive tapping of the lips that does it for me. Though, damn you for ending it right before you smile fully bloomed. Just as well, I suppose; I'd just end up more hopelessly smitten than I already am. :heart:

Look at you....a+ for getting it ...seriously. because it seems a hard concept to grasp by many.

Also, lineup have lost their appeal when the lineups are virtual and across the globe.

Virtual minx....that's going on a shirt.

My full fledged smile...is dorkalicious.
Like seriously weird. I hate it. So I never smile fully...
 
Okay, okay, okay....

Volume down....unless you're a fan of my shitty music .

Full disclosure, I may have been 'very chill' and in a mood..
 
Well...at least we're all in good company. Can't let the youngin's have all the fun

I'm a little cynical about that. How much fun can the youngin's possibly have, if they failed to be alive during the '80s?

I think we're on top. It's lonely up here, but as you say, the company is good. That company has some rad legwarmers.
 
Look at you....a+ for getting it ...seriously. because it seems a hard concept to grasp by many.

Also, lineup have lost their appeal when the lineups are virtual and across the globe.

Virtual minx....that's going on a shirt.

My full fledged smile...is dorkalicious.
Like seriously weird. I hate it. So I never smile fully...

Well, they're preoccupied with grasping other hard things...and it's difficult to multitask when your brain is deprived of blood.

I never had the patience for waiting in lines anyway. And "virtual" and "across the globe" is the tragic ending to nearly every internet love story.

I can picture you rockin' that shirt, and it's hot. (Probably because I'm picturing it at least a size too small.)

You realize that only makes me want to see it even more, right? I'm a fan of dorkalicious. But beggars can't be choosers, and I'll remain thankful for even just your smirks and half-smiles.

Okay, okay, okay....

Volume down....unless you're a fan of my shitty music .

Full disclosure, I may have been 'very chill' and in a mood..

Such a strange sensation, simultaneously wanting to laugh, swoon, and growl.
 
I'm a little cynical about that. How much fun can the youngin's possibly have, if they failed to be alive during the '80s?

I think we're on top. It's lonely up here, but as you say, the company is good. That company has some rad legwarmers.

I mean...I was bendier when I was 20 and I didn't complain about something hurting everyday lol

But also, perspective makes things more fun...so that's good.

Man...who knew these legwarmers were such a hit.
 
Well, they're preoccupied with grasping other hard things...and it's difficult to multitask when your brain is deprived of blood.

I never had the patience for waiting in lines anyway. And "virtual" and "across the globe" is the tragic ending to nearly every internet love story.

I can picture you rockin' that shirt, and it's hot. (Probably because I'm picturing it at least a size too small.)

You realize that only makes me want to see it even more, right? I'm a fan of dorkalicious. But beggars can't be choosers, and I'll remain thankful for even just your smirks and half-smiles.



Such a strange sensation, simultaneously wanting to laugh, swoon, and growl.


It's almost 1 a.m. here so I'm not going to try and be wordy...my brain is sleepy and ready for bed so I'll come back to this message in the a.m.
But...laugh? ...inner anxiety monster comes out 😬
 
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It's almost 1 a.m. here so I'm not going to try and be wordy...my brain is sleepy and ready for bed
But...laugh? ...inner anxiety monster comes out 😬

I promise, it's a good thing. It was the slight bobbing of your head to the music, the wink, followed by the boob flash. Like, "Hey, boy, check this out." It was incredibly sexy but in sort of a playfully silly fashion, where I could imagine there was a third clip of your laughing at yourself. Perhaps that wasn't your intent and my interpretation was influenced by the "dorkalicious" remark. But I loved it.
 
I make shit

Bonus lips, butt, leg warmers, glasses live action
Don't blink or you'll miss it.

Okay, okay, okay....

Volume down....unless you're a fan of my shitty music .

Full disclosure, I may have been 'very chill' and in a mood..

I wondered what shit was going to reveal. Very crafty with those leaves. They look good.

I really don’t know what you mean tapping and stroking your lips like that.😇😜
 
Well, they're preoccupied with grasping other hard things...and it's difficult to multitask when your brain is deprived of blood.
ok....now that I've slept haha. I suppose this is true, but I find it so interesting how we give so much power to men but at the same time allow them to say they are baffoons when they're aroused. The greatest hoax is and ever will be that women are the weaker and more emotional sex. I'm saying this in somewhat tongue and cheek, however you never hear women say other women just can't control themselves when they're aroused lol
I never had the patience for waiting in lines anyway. And "virtual" and "across the globe" is the tragic ending to nearly every internet love story.
right!? Because I believe in love across the wires...I really do...but in the end it's...across the wires.
I can picture you rockin' that shirt, and it's hot. (Probably because I'm picturing it at least a size too small.)
jokes on you...I'm just over 5 feet...it'd probably be a nighty
You realize that only makes me want to see it even more, right? I'm a fan of dorkalicious. But beggars can't be choosers, and I'll remain thankful for even just your smirks and half-smiles.

I think in all my years on lit I've only ever posted my smile once ..with my hair half over my face ..

Such a strange sensation, simultaneously wanting to laugh, swoon, and growl.

I enjoy the dilemma...lol
 
I wondered what shit was going to reveal. Very crafty with those leaves. They look good.

I really don’t know what you mean tapping and stroking your lips like that.😇😜

They're my fave....thank you.

And what do you mean, she says in her best clueless, innocent voice😉😏😇
 
I promise, it's a good thing. It was the slight bobbing of your head to the music, the wink, followed by the boob flash. Like, "Hey, boy, check this out." It was incredibly sexy but in sort of a playfully silly fashion, where I could imagine there was a third clip of your laughing at yourself. Perhaps that wasn't your intent and my interpretation was influenced by the "dorkalicious" remark. But I loved it.

It was definitely a , 'hey boy, check this out', moment...and I actually do think there was a third;)
 
In the words of Destiny's Child...

… Read my lips carefully, if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Buckle your seat belt, it's time for takeoff
… I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe


And if you love covers....
 
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Ruby

Do you really steal the covers? I would probably roll with them, and bring the peanut butter to go with that "jelly"! Beautiful pic, thank you for the Saturday kick start.
 
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