Cunty kisses and rainbow licks. Ruby is back bitches

I didn't feel that my Christmas was lacking until this moment.

Also, it's first day of a new year and by starting it off with a view of your lovely ass you've all but guaranteed that every day that follows will be lesser by comparison. All downhill from here. So, thanks a fucking bunch for that! On the bright side, you've also ensured I'll spend the next 364 days thinking about your ass. Fair trade, I'd say. :heart:
 
I didn't feel that my Christmas was lacking until this moment.

Also, it's first day of a new year and by starting it off with a view of your lovely ass you've all but guaranteed that every day that follows will be lesser by comparison. All downhill from here. So, thanks a fucking bunch for that! On the bright side, you've also ensured I'll spend the next 364 days thinking about your ass. Fair trade, I'd say. :heart:
Lol. I don't know how to reply to this haha.
Im sorry? You're welcome?
And 364 days?...you need a hobby 😉
 
Lol. I don't know how to reply to this haha.
Im sorry? You're welcome?
And 364 days?...you need a hobby 😉
Might I suggest more nudity? I feel that's the perfect response when you can't find the right words.

Oh, I have hobbies, but the task to which I'd most like to dedicate my hands is, sadly, all the way in Canada. ;)
 
Might I suggest more nudity? I feel that's the perfect response when you can't find the right words.

Oh, I have hobbies, but the task to which I'd most like to dedicate my hands is, sadly, all the way in Canada. ;)
More? That'd mean I'd have to remove my hat and apron? I feel these are mood enhancing items lol

They say Disney is the most magical place on earth....it's really Canada. Lol
 
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More? That'd mean I'd have to remove my hat and apron? I feel these are mood enhancing items lol

They Disney is the most magical place on earth....it's really Canada. Lol
No, absolutely leave the hat. But the apron... Well, for what I have in mind, there will definitely be spattering. So, I guess if you're opposed to being spattered, sure, keep the apron. But I'm hoping you're the kind of girl who isn't opposed... 😉

I've been to Disney World. I've not been to Canada. But based on that photo, I feel I can confidently say that none of the rides at Disney could ever come close to offering the same level of magic or elation as what you've got there in Canada. Though, I imagine the line of people hoping to ride is even more nightmarish. The key difference being, that ride would be totally worth the wait.
 
I thought aprons were FOR messes? Lol
I'm all about messes!

Would you be shooketh to learn there is zero line? And if there is I've been bamboozled into believing it's for some other ride.
 
I thought aprons were FOR messes? Lol
I'm all about messes!

Would you be shooketh to learn there is zero line? And if there is I've been bamboozled into believing it's for some other ride.
I might've growled a little there.

Inconceivable! Sometimes this world makes no sense to me. But I'm not about to complain that I don't have to queue. And if there's nobody else lining up, that means I can go on the ride as many times as I like until I'm kicked out of the park!
 
I might've growled a little there.

Inconceivable! Sometimes this world makes no sense to me. But I'm not about to complain that I don't have to queue. And if there's nobody else lining up, that means I can go on the ride as many times as I like until I'm kicked out of the park!
Lack of a line doesn't mean automatic entry...just FYI 😉
 
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