Currently Masturbating *3.0*

[discjockey74]

Woke up hard…….why not!!

 

[BDA73]

First thing in the morning job

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Post lunch fist fumble

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

having a "work from home" cum

Some of the best

Stay off the Zoom calls

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Post lunch fist fumble

I need one of those ... perhaps I should include it in our company handbook?
Section 5.7 - Anyone wishing to masturbate after their lunch may do so in the privacy of either the washroom, their office (if lockable door) or their own vehicle (unless they are a cyclist, in which case one of the other options to avoid distressing any innocent passer-by)
Section 5.8 - Any female member of staff unable to use any of the options in 5.7 above may use my office at a time convenient to me (so I can observe and participate)

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I need one of those ... perhaps I should include it in our company handbook?
Section 5.7 - Anyone wishing to masturbate after their lunch may do so in the privacy of either the washroom, their office (if lockable door) or their own vehicle (unless they are a cyclist, in which case one of the other options to avoid distressing any innocent passer-by)
Section 5.8 - Any female member of staff unable to use any of the options in 5.7 above may use my office at a time convenient to me (so I can observe and participate)

I’m sure most places of work would be immeasurably improved with frequent wank breaks

I mean probably not heart surgeons or bus drivers…

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I’m sure most places of work would be immeasurably improved with frequent wank breaks

I mean probably not heart surgeons or bus drivers…

It would be good for staff morale ... a group wank in the (aptly named) messroom (obviously no interfering with other staff purely to avoid problems with HR)

Pretty sure some bus drivers do it as they're driving - otherwise how do you explain the lateness and bad road manners?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

It would be good for staff morale ... a group wank in the (aptly named) messroom (obviously no interfering with other staff purely to avoid problems with HR)

Pretty sure some bus drivers do it as they're driving - otherwise how do you explain the lateness and bad road manners?

Has anyone ever told you you are a funny guy (flutters eyelashes)

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Has anyone ever told you you are a funny guy (flutters eyelashes)

Feel free to flirt all you like ... I find it helps me with charming the ladies (and the guys too apparently)

Now, about your lunchtime wanking habit ... need a hand?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Now, about your lunchtime wanking habit ... need a hand?

Oh yes. But then what would I do with my free hand

 

[Wld1936]

Just starting to stroke my hard cock

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Oh yes. But then what would I do with my free hand

Well, my hand would be busy elsewhere and I'm sure something would come up

 

[IARainman]

Yes, been edging a while

 

[B_mossy24]

Feel free to flirt all you like ... I find it helps me with charming the ladies (and the guys too apparently)

Now, about your lunchtime wanking habit ... need a hand?

Oh yes. But then what would I do with my free hand

You two are tooooo much

Just inserting my toy now

 

[OnaTangent]

I think I need to.... very distracted this morning!

 

[Winchester3030]

 

[KyleR215]

Yes I am. It will help relax me before I fall asleep

 

[Cowboy34]

Guilty as charged

 

[ladventures]

Stroking slowly. My wife texted me that she is “extra horny,” but she won’t be home for a couple of hours. Trying to edge without exploding before she gets home.

 

[smtst5]

Stress relief

 

[Madhatter02]

To horny to sleep

 

[WetMyKitty]

Enjoying the feeling of my fingers caressing my soft wet kitty

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Enjoying the feeling of my fingers caressing my soft wet kitty

fingers feel so good whether on something soft and wet or hard and oozing at the tip

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Hate it when I have to keep one eye on the clock as I’ve a meeting coming up

You really shouldn’t rush such a goooooood thing

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You two are tooooo much

Just inserting my toy now

I'm sure we would be willing to share ... and you can bring your toy too, there must be somewhere we could put it to good use

Hate it when I have to keep one eye on the clock as I’ve a meeting coming up

You really shouldn’t rush such a goooooood thing

Send your apologies ... "Something came up, I'm going to be a while cumming to a satisfactory result"
No you shouldn't rush ... neither would I if I was "helping you out"!