Custom Written Stories

[MyEros333]

so, like, if i give you my body you'll write a story for me? uh huuuh...

hahaha! Dang, this guy's got quite the scam running I must say...NOT!!! And to think I've been doing the same thing for free all along. Crap, guys like this make it harder for the rest of us...but I digress...

Oh well, if the story gets rejected then at least I'll allow myself to add it to my repetoire. Dang...this may explain why I've so many stories on here already.

Oof...evventually my stories will find a home with someone. (Grin)

Rich

 

[Guest]

... Suspenders are things fat men (especially farmers for some reason) use to keep their pants/jeans up ... Garter belts are things that go around a woman's waist ...

That's what I thought (both parts). Chicklet said her waist and hips were both 26 inches, so I thought that her knickers would fall off if she did not support them artificially and I merely inquired if she used the same device as I do for my trousers.
Then she explained about strong elastic. At least it explains the odd lines on some of her pics!

 

[Chicklet]

That's what I thought (both parts). Chicklet said her waist and hips were both 26 inches, so I thought that her knickers would fall off if she did not support them artificially and I merely inquired if she used the same device as I do for my trousers.
Then she explained about strong elastic. At least it explains the odd lines on some of her pics!

<getting nervous>

you *do* know i was kidding, right? = )

and even if you do, i'm just trying to make it clear to strangers that might have their doubts...

 

[Guest]

<getting nervous>

you *do* know i was kidding, right? = )

and even if you do, i'm just trying to make it clear to strangers that might have their doubts...

GOTCHA!

ROTFL

 

[Chicklet]

well, after all, I am just a little girl obsessed with her appearance and what others think about her <wink>

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If you think it's hard to keep a pair of knickers up when you have the same measurements for your waist as for your hips, imagine MY problem - my waist is much broader than my hips!

 

[MyEros333]

If you think it's hard to keep a pair of knickers up when you have the same measurements for your waist as for your hips, imagine MY problem - my waist is much broader than my hips!

Hmmm...trying to imagine the logistics of it. And dang, I'm not sure if I'm baffled or excited. hehehe Hmmm, I guess it all depends on the knickers in question. (Grin)

Just teasin' ya...nothing wrong with your figure unless you count the difficulties of trying to keep your clothes up.

Rich
Oops...she's naked...nobody pounce... hehehe

 

[Guest]

... imagine MY problem - my waist is much broader than my hips!

I expect that will change in a few months' time

 

[Chicklet]

<chicklet thinks that charm is lookin' to get smacked upside the head>

 

[Guest]

Charm...how ironic of a name.

 

[Guest]

Charm...how ironic of a name.

What superb grammar.

 

[Chicklet]

lol

 

[Guest]

<chicklet thinks that charm is lookin' to get smacked upside the head>

Promises, promises; all I get are promises!

 

[Chicklet]

Promises

hey, send me some cash, and i'll make all your wildest head smacking dreams come true

 

[Guest]

Re: Promises

hey, send me some cash, and i'll make all your wildest head smacking dreams come true

<with a wicked grin>
Do you accept paypal?

 

[Chicklet]

lol

 

[Guest]

Custom Stories

I'm all yours babe. Do what you like with me. I love everything except pain. I'm 5'8" 130 pounds, long thick wavy dark red hair and have the most beautiful pair of 38C you've ever seen and they love to be kissed and licked and have a hard cock between them.
I see that bulge in your pants. Cum on and whip it out. I want to see my new toy...
Deb

 

[BgMma]

You know, I would love to have a fantasy written just for me.
Let me know what you need and I will get it to you! This would be so exciting!