cymbidia: Lets make a deal

[Todd]

If I come to your house or you come to mine lets make a toilet seat deal.

I will put the seat down when I am done, if you put it up when you are done.

Does that sound fair to you?

 

[cymbidia]

I have four bathrooms in my house, Todd. How about i give you one for your very own and you can raise and lower the seat all day and all night if you please - but you can't touch mine? How about that deal?

 

[Todd]

I have four bathrooms in my house, Todd. How about i give you one for your very own and you can raise and lower the seat all day and all night if you please - but you can't touch mine? How about that deal?

4 bathrooms wow

sure I can accept that deal, but what about when you come here, I only have one bathroom, that makes me sad to know i only have one to your 4

 

[cymbidia]

~giggling~ ... then you'll just have to come here until you grow a few more bathrooms, hmm?

 

[Todd]

~giggling~ ... then you'll just have to come here until you grow a few more bathrooms, hmm?

are you prepositioning me, I mean propositioning?

 

[cymbidia]

Grammar humor: beware

Why would i want to do it?
Prepositioning, i mean?


Ohhhhhh... PROpositioning you?
Um, well, Todd?
It's not that i don't think you're just as cute as a bug but, well, gee, my tastes run to those who are somewhat more experienced than you. Somewhat as in WAY FAR over toward the wildly kinky side. Exceedingly confident of their own needs and talents. Dom, as in the BDSM kinda Dom. ~grin~ But maybe i'll just pet you a little. Would that be nice?

 

[Todd]

Re: Grammar humor: beware

Why would i want to do it?
Prepositioning, i mean?


Ohhhhhh... PROpositioning you?
Um, well, Todd?
It's not that i don't think you're just as cute as a bug but, well, gee, my tastes run to those who are somewhat more experienced than you. Somewhat as in WAY FAR over toward the wildly kinky side. Exceedingly confident of their own needs and talents. Dom, as in the BDSM kinda Dom. ~grin~ But maybe i'll just pet you a little. Would that be nice?

~pant~ ~pant~ ~ pant~

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How about if theatres and restaurants make Women's Rooms three times the size of Men's Rooms so there won't be those enormous lines?

 

[cymbidia]

Your hand, Todd, and a shoulder, clothed.
Maybe your head. (No. Not that one.)


You can't handle much more.

 

[cymbidia]

How about if theatres and restaurants make Women's Rooms three times the size of Men's Rooms so there won't be those enormous lines?

How about they make all the restrooms unisex as has been done, planned or unplanned, at every outdoor concert i've ever been to. Then there won't be those long lines either.