D&D's definition of a Troll...

[Ravenloft]

*My severed head begins to speak.*
That is of no consequence... For, behold! I wear upon my finger a ring of TROLLISH REGENERATION! Muahahah!
*Hearing some scuttling and scuffing somewhere by my ear.*
Erm... UT OH! Just gimme three days, gimme three days baby and I won't be a bother no more!

 

[Guest]

Oh Geode, my love! What have they done to you?! Speak to me, my love! Speak to me!

 

[Ravenloft]

I'm fine... *Sniff sniff.* Infact I am BETTER than fine! Got a woody from HELL now! Heheh!

 

[Guest]

Woody? <Perk.> Mad, is that you then?!

 

[Ravenloft]

Shhh little nymph! I'm supposed to be dead remember?!

 

[Guest]

But with you gone, Mad, I am filled with sorror. I fear I can never love again...

 

[Ravenloft]

You will again, someday...