Dad Jokes

[Kryptanon]

Ha! Funny!

She also asked me to stop singing The Oasis song Wonderwall… I said maybe.

 

[Harrypalm]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "is that stool taken?"

 

[adrina]

Where is the sternum?





In the backum of the boatum.

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a sharp dressed man on a tricycle?


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Attire.

 

[honeybee_sweet]

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a sharp dressed man on a tricycle?


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Attire.

This made me laugh out loud!

 

[Buttterscotch]

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a sharp dressed man on a tricycle?


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Attire.

ROFLMAO!

 

[girlsmiley]

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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HDMI

Good God.

 

[LupusDei]

A: It's a blackberry.

B: It's red though.

A: Yes, still green.

 

[ATPCTCDT]

What’s the most condescending bear?


Pan-duh

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Bono and The Edge walked into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says "oh no, not you two again"

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Col Sanders

 

[broadman311]

What’s brown & sticky?

A stick

 

[akaradar]

Dad joke

When does a regular joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

crossthreading here...

I want to die peacefully, just like grandpa. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

 

[InvaderZim]

Love the topic,

Where do cats go on vacation...




Meowii

 

[akaradar]

I wanted to try growing my own food, but I couldn't find any taco seeds.

 

[akaradar]

Most days when I would slow down to check out the ladies working the street corner, they would yell out that I was ugly until I stopped and showed them my wallet. Now they call me ugly and poor.

 

[islandman]

I bought a new Kia.

But then I crashed it.

Now I have No-Kia.

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get an award.

We will call it the no-bell prize.

 

[honeybee_sweet]

Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get an award.

We will call it the no-bell prize.

Ohhhhhh! You’ve done it again

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

Why can't you trust an atom?


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Because they make everything up!

 

[Acktion]

What's the opposite of ladyfingers?


Mentos.

 

[honeybee_sweet]

Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?

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Because dawn is tough on Greece.