Dagnabbit!

[HisArpy]

I lost a follower on the story side. One of my peeps just up and quit on me today.

*sigh*

They don't call, they don't write, they don't visit, they just pick up and move away. I'm completely crushed. I just published a new story too!

Where's the Ben & Jerry's? I needs me some comfortin'.

 

[bestone4ever]

I lost a follower on the story side. One of my peeps just up and quit on me today.

*sigh*

They don't call, they don't write, they don't visit, they just pick up and move away. I'm completely crushed. I just published a new story too!

Where's the Ben & Jerry's? I needs me some comfortin'.

What?

 

[jomar]

This is GB. AH is next door on the left.

 

[HisArpy]

What?

ohhh...kaaaay. You're not here just for the articles are you?



<------ Picture threads are thataway ------->


----> MY stories are thisaway <-----

(Or, down there ---v for those who don't mind looking below the belt.)

 

[HisArpy]

This is GB. AH is next door on the left.

I don't play there anymore. Buncha snooty bitches and primadonnas.

 

[jomar]

I don't play there anymore. Buncha snooty bitches and primadonnas.

Not as much fun as it used to be, but always has been amusing that’s it’s basically the GB with a better vocabulary.

 

[bestone4ever]

ohhh...kaaaay. You're not here just for the articles are you?



<------ Picture threads are thataway ------->


----> MY stories are thisaway <-----

(Or, down there ---v for those who don't mind looking below the belt.)

I'm here to make fun of retards who think that since they have a pirate copy MS Word and a vivid imagination think that they're authors.

 

[WoundedKnee]

I lost a follower on the story side. One of my peeps just up and quit on me today.

*sigh*

They don't call, they don't write, they don't visit, they just pick up and move away. I'm completely crushed. I just published a new story too!

Where's the Ben & Jerry's? I needs me some comfortin'.

Try chat.

It might be down now, but keep trying...

 

[HisArpy]

Try chat.

It might be down now, but keep trying...

Chat? CHAT?????

They're worse than the hyperattenuated self absorbed ids in the AH. All I wants is me some rightful loyal fans who dote on my every word even if there's a typo, or formatting error, or blatant hypocrisy, or...

Note to self: B & J's Peanut Butter and Cookies is NOT good for comfortin' in times of soul fulfilling need. So don't buy that no mo. Not never. Leave it in the freezerin locker for sumuns elses to have.

 

[HisArpy]

I'm here to make fun of retards who think that since they have a pirate copy MS Word and a vivid imagination think that they're authors.

Pshaw. Wordperfect is da bomb. That MSWord thing is clunky and classless.

Not sayin' if I'm an undocumented documenter.